I Offically Hate Men Now.

[Blackberry]

I was on my hands and knees cleaning the bathroom and Funk says "Watching you clean stuff turns me on." And he meant it, the sexist pig.

[Seraph]

Re: I Offically Hate Men Now.

If you're on your hands and knees doing anything, it's probably going to be hot.
Take it as a compliment.

[Snarf]

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I am sexist too. It turns me on watching men work on machinery. What's really bad is that there is a hydraulic shop at work. I could stay there all day and just watch.

Oh yeah, turn that wrench baby.. show that gearbox whos boss!! So hawt.

[Seraph]

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Oh yeah, turn that wrench baby.. show that gearbox whos boss!! So hawt.

That makes me a saaaad panda.

[DarkwingChuck]

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I'm with Seraphim. I don't think it was the act of cleaning that was turning him on.

[gray]

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i imagine you could replace "clean stuff" with any other verb and the sentence would still be applicable


"Watching you cockroach race turns me on."


"Watching you hot-air balloon turns me on."


"Watching you sacrifice a goat to your dark lord turns me on."



it's a good thing. in fifty years, you'll remember these times fondly

[John Mora]

Re: I Offically Hate Men Now.

After Funk is in the ground.

[Red Dragon]

Re: I Offically Hate Men Now.

I Offically Hate Men Now.

[Kire]

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Just wait for the "you clean while we have sex" fantasy request.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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maid outfit!

im just happy someone cleans the washroom. id have sex with anyone that kept my bathroom clean. not having to clean it turns me on.

[Seraph]

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I'll clean your bathroom for ya... If ya know what I mean.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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I'll clean your bathroom for ya... If ya know what I mean.

oh baby you sure know how to talk to slob

[Sezjeuric]

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Have you ever seen the movie Chocolat?

The guys are right Porkchop. On all fours, shaking the rear back and forth.... helloooo doggy style

[JPS]

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I am sexist too. It turns me on watching men work on machinery. What's really bad is that there is a hydraulic shop at work. I could stay there all day and just watch.

Oh yeah, turn that wrench baby.. show that gearbox whos boss!! So hawt.

I'm with Seraphim. I don't think it was the act of cleaning that was turning him on.

Just wait for the "you clean while we have sex" fantasy request.

id have sex with anyone that kept my bathroom clean. not having to clean it turns me on.

I'll clean your bathroom for ya... If ya know what I mean.

The guys are right Porkchop. On all fours, shaking the rear back and forth.... helloooo doggy style

Perverts

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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Perverts

just keeping the dream alive. what turns your crank jps?

there's a fetish for every person, object and idea!