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    Your Earliest "When you were dumb" Memory

    I'm curious to see if any people have any strange or odd thoughts. For example, it may have made sense to you at the time, but now you can look back on it and say, "Man, that was pretty dumb of me."

    Back when I was about this big, when I was riding in a car, all of the traffic in front of the car is going faster than you and all of the traffic behind the car is going slower. And if we passed a car going 70mph, then as we were passing that car, they would be going 70mph as well.

    Anyone else have any similar memories?
    Last edited by Gwommy; 12-18-2007, 08:16 PM.
    Purple is not just another color, it is a way of life.

    #2
    Re: Your Earliest "When you were dumb" Memory

    Isn't this a song by The Killers?

    I walked across a frozen pond that wasn't all that frozen when I was in 4th grade. That was one of the stupidest things I ever did.

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      #3
      Re: Your Earliest "When you were dumb" Memory

      Came here and one of my first posts was making a topic gushing how Cloud was going to be back in Kingdom Hearts 2.



      How little I knew.
      Last edited by Biggie; 12-18-2007, 08:29 PM.

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        #4
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        I thought a simple grocery market bag would act as a parachute if I jumped off a flight of stairs, holding onto the handles.


        How I didn't break both of my legs I'll never know

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          #5
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          When I was 4 I was roleplaying Batman with other children in a park and climbed a slide and proceeded to jump off to descend on evil-doers like the bat.

          Apparently at age 4 I had not quite mastered the concept of landing on feet. Reset arm bones. And I still don't like heights now.

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            #6
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            I had watched What's Opera, Doc?, I think before being old enough to go kindergarten. I had grabbed the fireplace poker so I could emulate Elmer Fudd singing "Kill da wabbit" (because parents should never be around their children when kids are about to do something stupid). Things went swell up until I had accidentally stabbed myself in my left foot. The big toe to be specific.
            http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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              #7
              Re: Your Earliest "When you were dumb" Memory

              Stuck my arm through a link fence to see how far I could get it 2 minutes before recess let out, and it got stuck when everyone was lining up, and nobody knew where I was. I was 6 then.
              Ascendancy

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                #8
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                I used to think that, underneath the couch cushions, there was a magical world so great and wonderful I would never be able to understand it.
                mostly because mom never let me take the couch cushions off.

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                  #9
                  Re: Your Earliest "When you were dumb" Memory

                  When I was really young I thought that ghosts wandered my house at night, and I would pull the covers over my head every night so they wouldn't find me. The habit stuck until a few years ago.

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                    #10
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                    Oh yeah, once when I was six I stuck playdoh in my nose. Then I had to go to the hospital and they took it out with a big freakin set of tweaser tongs. I think there is some still stuck in my brain.

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                      #11
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                      I put corn in my ear when I was 10 or something so I wouldn't have to listen to this one kid talk about the book/movie Congo. It didn't work, and I had to go to the doctor's to get it out. Least I got out of school.

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                        #12
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                        When I was seven, I was in the bathroom at school and could have sworn I saw something out of the corner of my eye, like two huge furry hands on top of the stall wall.

                        I completely freaked and ran to the principal's office crying hysterically because I thought there was a werewolf in the bathroom.

                        I came back to the school when I was like twelve to see a christmas pageant (my youngest cousin was still in elementary and was in it) and while walking the hall I overheard "Did you know there's a werewolf in the girls' bathroom?"

                        I am a legend.
                        "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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                          #13
                          Re: Your Earliest "When you were dumb" Memory

                          Originally posted by Bigfoot View Post
                          Oh yeah, once when I was six I stuck playdoh in my nose. Then I had to go to the hospital and they took it out with a big freakin set of tweaser tongs. I think there is some still stuck in my brain.

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                            #14
                            Re: Your Earliest "When you were dumb" Memory

                            Wedged a plastic toy gemstone right into my ear canal. Doctor had to get it out.
                            Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 12-19-2007, 12:52 PM.

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                              #15
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                              I do stupid, regretful **** everyday.

                              Rather, it's what I don't do I regret.

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