your dating experence

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

This topic will end up going pg fast I am thinking but I'm looking to collect information about interesting dating experiences. Let me know some of your romantic/horrid/awkward/different experiences.

I will be taking some of the ideas here to create a mini game (sim dating) in my upcoming game.

Skies the limits folks.

[Perversion]

Re: your dating experence

Not much.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: your dating experence

Not much.

I was expecting a wall of text from you, this is kind of anti climactic.

[Hrafn]

Re: your dating experence

Let's see.....had a girl tell me how she trashed her previous boyfriend's Corvette because she thought he was cheating on her. And I mean trashed as in a repair bill in the high four figures.

Further proof that blood flowing to one head leaves the other rather useless, I once had some fun with a girl in my backseat....while still in the driveway of her parents' house.

Oh, called a girl the name of another one I had a thing for, that's not exactly unique but I can tell you that it's no less of a problem just because it has happened to others.

Also, the night before my junior prom my ex-girlfriend calls me up after having been incommunicado for a couple weeks (turns out she was having her tonsils out) asking when she should be ready and where we were going to eat. Minor problem: since I hadn't heard from her, I invited someone else about five days prior. The whole two dates thing is nowhere near as cool as sitcoms have led me to believe.

[Alex]

Re: your dating experence

My first girlfriend was a junior in high school and I was a sophomore and it lasted about two years, then lasted about half a year.

After we first broke up, I met this half-Japanese chick that worked with me at Burgerville who was very cute but dumb as ****. That lasted a little over a month or two months.

After the second round with my first girlfriend I met this Chinese chick at school who was also very cute and artistic but she made the Japanese girl look like Einstein. That, once again, lasted a month and a half or two months and a half.

Then I fell for a high school friend and that lasted a little over two years, up until two weeks ago.

If my calculations are correct, my next girlfriend with be either Korean or Filipino and she'll be unbelievable retarded and it will last either a month and a half or two and a half months.

[Kire]

Re: your dating experence

My biggest nightmare date ended up being w/ this cute yet horribly emo guy with a huge lisp. All he did was make fun of other people in the establishment of the place we were at and just continually talk crap about other people. Ironically, he was the leader of his college's gay group. I dropped him off at home and said not to expect a call back from me and drove off.

Because of this experience, it's still hard for me to even consider ordering anything at a Caribou Coffee.

[Toaster]

Re: your dating experence

I've nenver dated an asian chick.

I've always wanted to.

Now that I'm single, that's what I'm gonna try and do. Find me an asian chick. Where the hell are you finding them Smurtle? I thought they were suppoused to be really smart? </stereotype>

But man, I got STORIES. I'll save those for when it's not 2am.

[Biggie]

Re: your dating experence

Pretty much a bunch of ironic bull****. I've could've gotten some if I was smart enough. But I'm intimately retarded. I'm pretty ****ing sick of fat girls liking me though. I don't have a problem with chubby or fat women, but they tend to act desperate and gross towards me. I even had one woman beg for my ****ing child. I'm not F'n Conan the Barbarian, no woman has no business asking for my DNA.

Also at my last job we had a fifteen year old busser and she had a thing for me. ****ing fifteen years old! Of course thats tempting, but goddammit they call it jailbait for a reason!

To be honest I was about to hit that ****. But she told me how her brother took her virginity, (too much info!) I was out of there like a bat out of hell!

Now in a new town, and some retarded fat ***** at work likes me, she won't stop calling me, text messaging me, I can't let her down easy!

There is also the myspace chick I've told you guys about, now shes sending me messages on myspace on how I'm ignoring her. Her damn fault for the decieving pics!

Sad but true, but the other day, I was flirting with a very cute girl at a sandwich shop. Fact was I was trying to debate wether or not she was jail bait. She gave me a opening, we looked at each other for a few seconds and then I told her "You have a good day.". I was then driving home then realized "Its ****ing three o'clock! School aint even out yet! Shes legal!" I went on to punch myself in the groin.

Women just plain confuse me. I almost want to quit them.

I again need to quit posting when I'm drunk.

[Toaster]

Re: your dating experence

It seems like everytime I read a post of yours lately you're mentioning that you're drunk, and that you regret it. Not to rub it in...

[Biggie]

Re: your dating experence

Its all I do in the evenings.

I'll try to stop letting you guys know. I just feel you guys should at least know the difference in my posts I guess.

Fact is I want to stop drinking, but I enjoy it too much.

[Toaster]

Re: your dating experence

Eh, who am I to point the finger. I was once in your position.

Just don't let it get in the way of your actual life. Don't let it become it.

[Alex]

Re: your dating experence

Yeah, I was also thinking about the stereotype which makes it all the more disappointing.

[Translucid]

Re: your dating experence

first girl I went out with, we made out in my sister's car in the high school parking lot because we didn't have anywhere else.
then I locked us out of the car.
then it started raining.
we approached some weird people playing with their dog for some help and they took us to their house, where they got some tools. came back, popped the lock. fond memories.

[lil_das]

Re: your dating experence

My g/f has anger issues. I have anger issues. We fight too much. End.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: your dating experence

jesus you people are ****ed!

that being said, nice contributions. i am already starting to get ideas for the sims, ill do a few mock ups later on. keep those story's coming i know a lot of you still have some stories worth recording.