An Atheist's nightmare

[Sampson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

[MasterSlowPoke]

Re: An Atheist's nightmare

I'm an atheist, I'm going to have to ask you to deal with it.

[Alex]

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I'm living my nightmare.

[Translucid]

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I imagine everyone at like, skippy peanut butter factory holding hands in the morning and praising god that apes don't spawn out of their product.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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i liked the counter banana, though vids wernt convincing for either boat.

[Dusk Raven]

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I was just about to link to that.

Really, the first one was ridiculous. There's a big difference between peanut butter and primordial soup. I think some scientists were actually able to create life once.

EDIT: Rational Response Squad to the rescue!

[Loki]

Re: An Atheist's nightmare

I linked to the banana thing months ago in the Youtube topic and no one cared.

*pouts*

[Kire]

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I'm reminded of the Kids in the Hall sketch proving that God is dead.

"You just blew my mind!"

"My mind hast been blown!"

[Patryn]

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They're generalizing WAYYYYY too much. They simply say "matter," which is way off base. If life could evolve from ANY matter, then you could take a rock and apply heat and energy and it'd make life. What you need is a mix of certain proteins and amino acids and the like.

The whole vid is a pale attempt to twist science in order to prove that science is wrong.

[peachy]

Re: An Atheist's nightmare

i will only believe in evolution and the creation of new life when scientists create it in a laboratory. and when they do, i will argue that it only strengthens my point on creationism.


more proof that god exists: peanut butter and banana sandwiches are awesome. is it a coincidence that a combination of these two things (undoubtedly atheists worst nightmares) and the body of our lord and savior jesus christ would result in a sandwich that far surpasses the comprehensions of mortal taste buds? no. god made it so.

ps. peanut butter and banana sandwiches are seriously good.

[Smurf Taco]

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I like how they have to specify that as long as nothing is introduced to the peanut butter no life will be spontaneously created, when it's the food industry who creates packaging to specifically prevent life from occurring within its containers. If bread isn't properly sealed, life will be produced. As far as I know, Earth isn't sealed in plastic wrap with an unbroken seal to preserve it.

Edit: I had a peanut butter and banana sandwich once. I had to struggle not to vomit. If it were God's perfect creation, there would be no way for me not to like it unless I was flawed in design (HIS design).

[Kire]

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exokgmfishz, you do know that many people out there have peanut allergies and that your awesome sandwich would kill them, right?

[gray]

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some day scientists will create life, and that life will be like "**** you scientists. i created MYSELF!"




also, women will laugh.

[Valkysas]

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man, I love this stuff. I like to imagine that every time these people make stupid uninformed observations like this about things they just picture atheists screaming and pulling their hair out (obviously why I am bald).

[Seraph]

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