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    Pages gon WILD!

    HOT.

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/...ges/index.html

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    THE DOWNFALL OF HUMANITY

    THIS PLACE IS A GOD DAMN CIRCUS

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      #3
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      High school juniors!? These people are about to be adults.
      Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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        #4
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        At least they're not blowing Senators anymore.
        The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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          #5
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          yeah this story sounds pretty normal to me.

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            #6
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            Makes me want to be a white house page.
            The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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              Well, it's too late now. Those old farts ruined the party FOR EVERYBODY!
              Anyone notice the trend? Old people really don't want others to have fun.
              Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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                #8
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                The pages should strike. They should demand full sex privileges throughout the White House, as well as 8% of IRS revenues. We know the Bureaucrats will cave in, as without the pages they may actually have to do some of the work that they're supposed to.

                Oh geez, I'm vindictive tonight...
                Last edited by Wavelength; 12-08-2007, 01:02 AM.


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                  #9
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                  if a president can do it in the whitehouse, then the pages have a pass card to do whatever it is they want. i bet the reason no one did anything was because of the peep hole in the side of the wall that the congress used to watch what was going on inside the rooms.

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                    #10
                    Re: Pages gon WILD!

                    Whats a page, and why the the whitehouse have them?

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                      It's a fancy way of saying intern and because it's cheap labor.
                      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                        #12
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                        Or free labor.

                        ...But I wanna work there too now. :3

                        Also, typo lol CNN needs a better editor lulz:

                        NEW: House clerk says members where promptly notified of page infractions

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                          #13
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                          You mean to tell me that pages are human too? And here I was thinking that they never make mistakes because their demi-gods.

                          Don't know why people are so surprised at this, it's not like regular high school students don't do things like this.

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                            #14
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                            I dont see a problem with teenagers having sex, it happens everyday around the world, but no one has a problem with that.

                            If they're having sex on the job, does that make them a prostitute even though theyre not being paid directly for their services?
                            Last edited by JPS; 12-08-2007, 06:34 PM.

                            Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by JPS View Post
                              If they're having sex on the job, does that make them a prostitute even though theyre not being paid directly for their services?
                              what? no.

                              thank god the source of corruption in the capital has been stemmed, though.

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