Mole jokes

[H2SO4]

So I'm taking a Chemistry course at my school and for a "semi"-assignment we all have to have "mole" jokes ready for tomorrow's "Mole day". (semi-actual holiday)

I know, I know, this is perhaps one of the most random topics I've ever created, but I'm having no luck finding or thinking up any jokes having to do with moles. I know there's just so many colorful and creative people on these boards, maybe one of you could think something clever up.

Why a mole, you ask? Well in Chemistry a mole is a unit of measurement used to measure atoms. Since atoms are so small you need a lot of them to make anything that's even visible, and so to measure such things in terms of how many atoms they have in them, you use moles (or mols). A mole is equal to the number 6.022 x 10^23, so yeah, it's a big number, 602,200,000,000,000,000,000,000, to be exact.

So yeah, there's your chemistry lesson for the day =P now anyone have any corny jokes?

[Chad]

Re: Mole jokes

I just said Holy Moley a lot.

[H2SO4]

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I tried at humor and all I could come up with was: "The three blind mice: they were actually moles", but then I gave up.

[Perversion]

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Hmmm...all that comes to mind is playing Animal Crossing, and resetting without saving first....

[Chronicle Games]

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What do you see when there are a mole of moles digging a mole of mole holes?

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ready?

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you'll love it...

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A mole of molasses. (read: mole asses)

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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random indeed.

here is a site of mole jokes, filch as needed.

http://www.moleday.org/htdocs/mole_jokes.html

[Toaster]

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Ha. I remember Mole Day.

I kidnapped my teachers mole stuffed animal that she cherished so much the day of and took pictures of it like people do with the garden gnomes. I took it to Paul Bunyan Land, took pictures of him at parties next to kegs, in front of traffic, etc.

I then started leaving pictures at her desk, on at a time along with threats and ransom notes. Then I eventually left a note telling her to open one of the lab cloests where inside was the mole, hanging on a noose with a suicide note attatched.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Mole jokes

Ha. I remember Mole Day.

I kidnapped my teachers mole stuffed animal that she cherished so much the day of and took pictures of it like people do with the garden gnomes. I took it to Paul Bunyan Land, took pictures of him at parties next to kegs, in front of traffic, etc.

I then started leaving pictures at her desk, on at a time along with threats and ransom notes. Then I eventually left a note telling her to open one of the lab cloests where inside was the mole, hanging on a noose with a suicide note attatched.

lol thats horrible.

[H2SO4]

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Heh, I'm glad some people know about mole day, and that I'm not the only one =P

btw toaster that joke is hilarious, but it's already been used =P

[Loki]

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Q: What did I shove up my ass last night?

A: A Mole!

Knock 'em dead, pal.

[Toaster]

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Q: Can you guess what's on the tip of my penis?

A: (This one should be obvious.)

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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Q: Can you guess what's on the tip of my penis?

A: (This one should be obvious.)

maybe its cancer? you should get that checked out.

[Toaster]

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Lucky for you guys this topic isn't in the Playground.