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    #1

    I can't win

    Seriously. What's the point of playing if you can't win? There's not a single ****ing game I can play where I win. Except MAYBE Smash Bros. once in a while.

    MvC2, Street Fighter 3, Puzzle Fighter, Virtua Fighter, Tetris, Soul Calibur, Starcraft, Halo 3, Ryner's Butt****ing Frenzy ... nada.

    **** out of my ass. Don't tell me to "practice" or try different ****. **** you. To hell.

    Tell me what games YOU suck at.

    If you brag so help me I will eat your dick with sauteed onions. This isn't the bragging topic.

    This is the I ****ING SUCK AT ______ (fill in the blank, goofball) TOPIC.
    Last edited by Magus; 12-02-2007, 05:17 AM.
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    #2
    Re: I can't win

    I suck at platform games. Period.

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      #3
      Re: I can't win

      For all the videogames I play, and all the time I spend playing them. It's depressing how bad I am at most of them.

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        #4
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        I suck at old school platformers. For the life of me I can't beat games I cruised through as a kid.

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          #5
          Re: I can't win

          LEARN 2 PLAY MAGUS.

          I have no life so I don't suck at much.

          Then again I usually only play friends online and offline.

          edit:
          Originally posted by Caciss View Post
          I suck at old school platformers. For the life of me I can't beat games I cruised through as a kid.
          Tell me about it. I was playing Starfox 64 the other day on VC and I couldn't beat the game on the hard route.

          Plus a while back I was playing Megaman X4 and I couldn't beat Sigma with Zero. I used blow through that game all the damn time.

          I suck at older games now.
          Last edited by Biggie; 12-01-2007, 11:01 PM.

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            #6
            Re: I can't win

            i'm not very good at rhythm and music based games. parappa and guitaroo man and the like. which is stupid because i play music. but for some reason when it comes to videogames like that - i suck.

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              #7
              Re: I can't win

              I used to really love racing games, but since companies are able to make driving cars and the road conditions themselves more realistic these days I can't control them at all. I'll try to play some demos, but I spin around by mistake, or I always run into the walls at a turn.

              Only racer I do ok at is Burnout Revenge since the purpose is to crash into everything.
              Last edited by Goufunaki; 12-01-2007, 11:02 PM.
              http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                #8
                Re: I can't win

                God, when I play Gran Turismo it must look like a ****ing armless retard is behind the ****in' wheel.

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                  #9
                  Re: I can't win

                  I think RPGs have just softened us up.

                  "Can't beat that boss? Just LEVEL up."

                  On the other hand, I did manage to beat the original Devil May Cry in Dante Must Die mode. I don't know how I did it. I tried it again this summer, and no effing way.

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                    #10
                    Re: I can't win

                    I don't really suck at this game, but I'll bring it up.

                    Metroid Prime must have the most subtle god damn learning curve in any game ever. The game only ever got mildly difficult, and I stop playing it for about a month, come back and **** if I can stay alive for 1 minute. I never beat it because of that. :[

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                      #11
                      Re: I can't win

                      The only game I can dominate on is Mario Kart.
                      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                        #12
                        Re: I can't win

                        I'm like a little girl when I play Starcraft.

                        Oh, wow! Look at all my little dudes! I hope I can make a tank soon!

                        OMFG DRAGOON RUSH PYEW PYEW KABOOM

                        YOU ARE DEFEATED

                        Total Elapsed Time: Four minutes.

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                          #13
                          Re: I can't win

                          I cannot play 3D fighters (except arcade fighters like Super Smash Bros and Powerstone). I'm pretty good and 2D fighters like Guilty Gear but when it comes to 3D brawlers like Tekken, Dead or Alive, or Virtua Fighter I suck hard.

                          I don't understand how people can follow those games. How they learn all the various button combos, reversals, and whos throws counter whos punches/whatever. In Virtua Fighter 4 you can see a developer video where he DESTROYS the opponent in a 20 hit combo attack using ONE HAND.

                          Yeah, **** 3D fighters.

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                            #14
                            Re: I can't win

                            I fail at just about every competitive game nowadays.



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                              #15
                              Re: I can't win

                              Only comepetitve game I can play is Super Smash Bros. I rock at that game! or atleast I used to
                              Live like the best
                              Die like the rest.
                              Brawl Code: 0989 1413 9116

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