Would Be Commercial

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Here you may post commercial ideas for games you create. Please mention what game it's for.

Game: Ke's Tales Vol. 1...Or any Ke's Tales game, acctually

Rating guy: Rated "T" for teen.

(The commercial begins in a recruiting office, a drill sargent is standing by a screen in front of a bunch of guys.)

Drill Sgt.: I want you to join SAVIOR! Our mission is to fight paranormal and supernatural threats in our world! You may be thinking it's easy. There's no problem to this. WELL YOU'RE WRONG, LADIES! It's not! It's freakin' dangerous! And to prove it to you ladies, take a look at this little lady.

(He switches on the screen, which shows gameplay shots of Ke fighting.)

This is Ke Blazer, she's a SAVIOR agent and she's no older than you are! She fights scum like this everyday!

(Guys are a bit freaked out at what they're watching. The drill sargent continues.)

She's not even a top agent! Chances are some of you men will face worse than her! This is just a stroll in the park compared to some other things you'll face!

(Scenes of Hiyoko, Mesmos, Hydra, and Rose fighting are seen.)

These are her little friends, who also fight alongside her. If you're luckly, you'll also have friends like this...who will carry the fallen weak to their graves!

(Scenes of all fighters and monsters are seen on the screen, men get more scared.)

This ain't no picnic, girls! This is a fight for our existance's survival! You will be putting your lives on the line, and let me tell you, it is not a strong line! Some of you will lead successful lives as SAVIOR agents...The rest of you, well, the rest of you will most likely die a painful death!

(He shuts the screen off and turns to the terrified men.)

So, any questions?

(A recruit raises his hand, drill sargent points to him.)

Yes?

Recruit: Sir, I wasn't all that scared when I first got here...but I think I just soiled myself.

Drill Sgt.: Go change your pants, son!

(More game scenes are seen.)

Announcer: Get into the action yourself. Ke's Tales Vol. 1. The world of the fantasic will never be the same.

(Recruit makes his way to locker room.)

Drill Sgt.: There's a reason we gave you absorbent underwear when you got here.

(He turn to rest of men.)

Any of you else crap your pants?

(Every guy raises their hand.)

Are you kidding me?!

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Re: Would Be Commercial

I like the other thread better.

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Re: Would Be Commercial

Whoa, how did this happen?!?!

SORRY! This was by accident!

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Re: Would Be Commercial

I would do something like the Halo 3 "Believe" ad, with the old man and the diorama. I don't mean something EXACTLY like that, but make it somehow based on the game, or referencing the game, but make it about something else entirely.

I respect the hell out of Bungie for making an ad like that (excusing the fact that they didn't actually "make" it, nor probably even came up with the idea-that's what ad agencies are for-but the fact that they used that idea to advertise their game). Not enough to actually BUY it, but it was very cool, nonetheless.

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Re: Would Be Commercial

I would do something like the Halo 3 "Believe" ad, with the old man and the diorama. I don't mean something EXACTLY like that, but make it somehow based on the game, or referencing the game, but make it about something else entirely.

I respect the hell out of Bungie for making an ad like that (excusing the fact that they didn't actually "make" it, nor probably even came up with the idea-that's what ad agencies are for-but the fact that they used that idea to advertise their game). Not enough to actually BUY it, but it was very cool, nonetheless.

Yes, but what game is this for?