I Need a Clever Slogan

[BeeZee]

For a final in one of my design classes, we have to design a t-shirt. The design needs to have some sort of tie to the subject of "education"; this isn't really that much of a restriction. It should also preferably be hilarious or at least clever in some way.

Originally, I was going to tie mine to environmental science and have a picture of a baby seal with the slogan "Let's Go Clubbing" under it. I just found out that already exists.

So I need something else, and I keep drawing blanks. The best I can think of right now is "Math Addict" with a stick guy injecting himself with a needle made of numbers. I can fall back on this if I have to, but people here can probably do better.

Whoever posts the idea I end up using will get to see the idea made into an actual design, so that should be pretty sweet. I really appreciate it in advance.

[IRC]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

Um, do you have anything else to go on other than just "education."

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

How about "Down With Homework"?

Or maybe "Up With Mini Skirts".

[Goufunaki]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

"I had sex with my teacher and all I got was a B-"

[altoecko]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

"Education Is Overated"

(It's stupid and subtle)

[BeeZee]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

Um, do you have anything else to go on other than just "education."

I should probably elaborate that it has to be related to a specific subject that you would be able to take classes on. It's pretty lenient, though; even obscure stuff like etymology is fair game.

[IRC]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

What?

[Bon]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

I'll try...

"Hungry Brains board the Education Train."

"Go To School. It's not a mind game."

"Despite the stress, courses lead to more success."

"Sweet Aroma, sweet diploma!"

*prepares for beatdown*

[BeeZee]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

What?

The slogan has to relate to a class subject. Like math, science, english, or whatever. Really obscure subjects are cool too.

[IRC]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

How about just a big ass A+?

[Magus]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

Postmodernist theory says:
"This T-shirt slogan is a sign,
a reflection of basic reality.
What is this slogan other than
a mask of basic reality? The
slogan masks the absence of
a basic reality and becomes
a simulation bearing no
relationship to reality. A
phantom in thread, an illusion
of cleverness, this shirt and
its slogan is without an original,
merely a copy of a copy
of a copy. It has lost its past
and has begun to exist in a
perpetual present of competing
signs and rhetoric without historicity.
The clever slogan, often a source
of nostalgia, becomes a resource for
casual reuse, only to be worn and
reworn (until it is threadbare and a
new slogan must emerge).
Except on Sundays.
Sunday is laundry day."

{:3

[Smurf Taco]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

D stands for Diploma

Study High, Test high, score high

I dunno, that's all I got right now (obviously not a studious night for me).

[gray]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

"future archaeological specimen" and a smiling skeleton giving a thumbs up

[BeeZee]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

You guys are awesome so far. Keep it up.

[altoecko]

Re: I Need a Clever Slogan

"Nietzsche Was An Emo Kid" - Philosophy
"i is imaginary" - Math
"My final grade in this class is riding on this shirt." Then have a picture of an A riding a shirt like a horse.-The Class your in.