It came from the special ed. room!!!!

[Adam Ferrell]

My friend was washing his hands in the bathroom today at school.5 minutes later he comes into the class and tells me a "special" student at our school choked him with his belt while he was washing his hands.Are they on the attack???Do we need to retreat to the hills?

I didn't believe him until I saw a huge knot on his forehead where he hit the floor(the lack of oxygen dropped him like limp weenis) and the belt marks around his neck looked painful.

[Caciss]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

Your friend's a little pansy.

[Manyak]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

Seconded.

[Adam Ferrell]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

He didn't see the guy until it was too late and the belt was around his neck.He is a wus though.

[Caciss]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

If he was washing his hands, wouldn't a mirror have been right there?

[Funk]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

This whole story lacks credibility.

[Manyak]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

He should have turned around and given him a flying triple sidekick to the Adam's Apple.

[Caciss]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

Yeah, I mean, that's what I would have done!

He probably tripped on ****.

[Adam Ferrell]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

I guess he was looking at his hands.Then saw the guy when the belt came around.

Hehe.I bet he had some deep religious questions to ask his preacher guy.

"Why does god hate me?Why me? Where did the slow one learn to strangle people with a belt? Why is my pastor touching himself?"

[Caciss]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

Or he tripped on ****.

[Manyak]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

On a serious note, this story is likely to be false.

[Adam Ferrell]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

That's all the info my friend gave me. He even told the teacher so I don't think he'd have lied to him.

[Caciss]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

If I was him, I would have gotten up, and chased him down, and proceed to kick his ass.

BUT I GUESS YOU COULD TELL A TEACHER.

[Adam Ferrell]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

He said he was unconscious for a minute or two and the dude was gone by then.I would've pulled a Quagmire stunt and said "Did I just get laid???"

[Caciss]

Re: It came from the special ed. room!!!!

Y'know what?

I'm embarrassed I even posted in this topic.