That was brutal!

[Nathan Explosion]

So we just got done with the Kill-A-Minute Haloween Slash-O-Rama Metalfest, and man, it was awesome.

If any of you were there... Well... You probably wouldn't be here.

The highlight of the show was when we bloodtrocuted the mosh pit. It was the most brutal thing ever.

[Toki Wartooth]

My favorites part was when lady from Nightwish took me to stage back and chained be to post, then beat me with sock with hard stuff in it. Then left me there for six hour!

I thinks she loves me!!! :D

It was like I thought sex woulds be, but more pain and not as much funs.

Thank you, Dr. Phil!!! :thumbs

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Yous got beat ups by lady, Toki. She hate you for summoning lakes troll and destroying Finland. :lol

[Target Reticule]

I dislike metal, or pseudo-metal, or whatever you claim to be. Therefore, I take aim at both of you. You're in the clear, though, because apparently, you are the only two online right now, and would not consider shooting yourselves. Unless you want to. A rock star suicide with a gun will immortalize you in rock history. Let me know if I can be of service.

[Pickles]

Whoa!!!

A talking target reticule!!!

That was some good booze!!!

I'm gonna go sleep it off now for the next week.

[Murderface]

I thought it totally sucked.

I mean, I have never had as much of a good time in concert as when I head butted that Danish prince. Oh, yeah, the most metal day of the year comes around, and where the **** are the Dutch, huh?!

You guys all suck!! I'm gonna go cut my legs off so I can have a wheelchair...


A wheelchair with rockets and machine guns.

[Nathan Explosion]

We gotta go now, 'cause, y'know, we got, um, real lives and stuff.

We now know that not everyone on the internet is a bunch of gay jackoffs.

We will leave you with a video we found that you gamer dudes might appreciate:
Remember kids, drink Duncan Hills coffe... or die!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnAHqQaJaH8)