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    Give me questions.

    I will answer questions! Ask them here!
    Last edited by Dr. Phil; 10-31-2007, 10:04 PM.

    #2
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    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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      #3
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      African or Europian?

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        #4
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        Heh, he doesn't know that...

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          #5
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          Do you enjoy bathing in the faults and misfortunes of other people to give yourself an ego boost on national television, and why or why not?

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            #6
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            Y am I such a gud Prezadant

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              #7
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              Why?

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                Originally posted by Smurtle View Post
                Do you enjoy bathing in the faults and misfortunes of other people to give yourself an ego boost on national television, and why or why not?
                Oprah says I do.

                Originally posted by George W. Bush View Post
                Y am I such a gud Prezadant
                Because you say you are.

                Originally posted by BigRayCharles View Post
                Why?
                Why not?

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                  How can you change your show in order to better uphold the true conservative values and none of this liberal touchy-feely crap?

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                    Originally posted by Ann Coulter View Post
                    How can you change your show in order to better uphold the true conservative values and none of this liberal touchy-feely crap?
                    Have every one of my watchers write to Oprah to have it changed.

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                      Why do you make excuses for sad, pathetic wastes of space instead of telling them why they're a drain on society?

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                        #12
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                        Originally posted by Ann Coulter View Post
                        Why do you make excuses for sad, pathetic wastes of space instead of telling them why they're a drain on society?
                        Oprah tells me to do that.

                        She also says you are a waste of space, but I have to respect what you say because you are a woman.
                        Last edited by Dr. Phil; 10-31-2007, 10:09 PM.

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                          #13
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                          Roo ras the Rack Knight?

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                            #14
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                            Originally posted by Scooby Doo View Post
                            Roo ras the Rack Knight?
                            The groundskeeper.

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                              Originally posted by Dr. Phil View Post
                              The groundskeeper.
                              Of course. It all makes sense now! He wanted to scare everyone away so he could steal the museum paintings!

                              Oh, and any tips on improving my love life? I'm very lonely...

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