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    Stupid people are funny.

    I am the receptionist for my company and, as receptionist, I am required to contact building maintainence if something needs fixing.

    I e-mailed them today with:

    "At (insert building address), on the third floor, there is a clogged toilet in the ladies' washroom. Thank you."

    The response came five minutes later:

    "What floor?"

    ZOMG, READING COMPREHENSION FOR THE WIN!
    "They shouldn’t have called it Earth, they should have just called it the wipe-your-own-butt planet."

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    Re: Stupid people are funny.

    I think I finally realized how stupid the general public is, after working at a fast food reasturant.

    "What size would that drink be, sir?"

    "A BLACK COFFEE."

    "No, what size."

    "Oh!!!!! Medium."

    *dies*

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      #3
      Re: Stupid people are funny.

      There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
      Last edited by Funk; 05-09-2005, 05:12 PM.
      Lil' Bean is here!

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        #4
        Re: Stupid people are funny.

        I figured this out long ago... at the tender age of 16.

        I was a cashier, working for the evil empire known as Wal-Mart. One night some guy came through my line and started jabbering about the 'new state quarters'. He asked me if i knew when the newer ones came out, and I said, "I don't really know." Suddenly for no reason, he got really mad at me, he was saying "If this is how you talk to your customers, you should be fired." He walked off, leaving me confused. Later on, a manager came by and told me that the man apparently thought I said "Hell if I know." ****ing stupid people.
        Last edited by Riotsword; 05-09-2005, 05:33 PM.

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          #5
          Re: Stupid people are funny.

          Originally posted by Caciss
          I think I finally realized how stupid the general public is, after working at a fast food reasturant.

          "What size would that drink be, sir?"

          "A BLACK COFFEE."

          "No, what size."

          "Oh!!!!! Medium."

          *dies*
          In my experience as a customer it's more like this:

          Me: I'll have a large black coffee.

          Lethargic teen at summer job: (mumbles)

          Me: ... a black coffee.

          Teen: (Napoleon Dynamite) What size, gosh! (walks away mumbling to himself)

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            #6
            Re: Stupid people are funny.

            WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?

            Wanna take this outside?

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              #7
              Re: Stupid people are funny.

              I cannot stand working 'around' or 'with' people. Even still, I'm still looking for any kind of job, including such a dreadful form of work...
              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Re: Stupid people are funny.

                Finding a job around here is super easy.

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                  #9
                  Re: Stupid people are funny.

                  Wish it were like that in Overland. (A ghetto-ish town of the St. Louis metropolitan region)
                  The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                    #10
                    Re: Stupid people are funny.

                    Originally posted by Caciss
                    WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?

                    Wanna take this outside?
                    *calls the boss for CQC tips*

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                      #11
                      Re: Stupid people are funny.

                      Jobs are very people-oriented nowadays. Good luck finding one where you don't have to interrelate with them.
                      Lil' Bean is here!

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                        #12
                        Re: Stupid people are funny.

                        That's one of the perks to becoming an engineer, and another piece of motivation to become one.
                        The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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                          #13
                          Re: Stupid people are funny.

                          That's pretty sad, Fushigi.

                          I'd love a more anti-social job. That'll always be the dream.
                          Eat Smello.

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                            #14
                            Re: Stupid people are funny.

                            I must be the only person here that actually likes working with people.
                            Lil' Bean is here!

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                              #15
                              Re: Stupid people are funny.

                              I intend to have my own business, selling inverters, motor controllers, ect., while living out in a trailer in the middle of no where. Not one damn dime in taxes, as Uncle Scam would be met with repulsion if they stepped one foot on my land.

                              That's just the libertarian in me speaking though.
                              The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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