Step up! Step up! One and All!

[As Seen on TV's Grandad]

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the most miraculous invention ever to be produced on God's green earth! That's right! Not since the cotton gin, gas lighting, or the tin can has a product so revolutionized the world! How 'bout you, young man? Does life on the farm leave you listless, tired, or even weary? Well worry no more! With one bottle of Chief Tan-To's Miraculous Snake Oil Elixir you'll be feeling fit and vim and full of vigor! This secret formula wrestled deep from within the Ingin's country promises to revitalize all of your precious humors! Feel strong as an ox and vigorous as an Irishman with my secret tintacure! Only 20 cents per bottle! Now now, no need for pushing, there's plenty for everyone!

[Palkysas]

This is an ad. Ads are not allowed.

[As Seen on TV's Grandad]

Get rid of those cranky, down in the dump, no-good vibes with just one drop! Don't be shy! Put some punch in your hump!

[Mr. Moo Cow]

Life on the farm is fine thank you very much. Oh and i do not get payed for my work so i couldn't buy any of your miraculous snake oil elixer even if I anted to! (which I definitely do not) All I get from a hard days work prodded and drained of milk!

[ContraHero]

I LIKE.

[As Seen on TV's Grandad]

Even your live stock wll benift from Chief Tan-To's syrum! Take a look at this gaunt bovine! Just one spponfull of my elixir and he's winning the Welsh Derby! It'sa miracle!