From the Black Mesa Research Facility!

[Black Mesa]

Just wanted to let you guys know stuff is going very well over here.

Anyhow, we're about to push a crystalline specimen into and overpowered anti-mass spectrometer. We'll see how that goes.

[Weighted Companion Cube]

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[B.L.A.C.K.]

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B: New assignment: we're providing security.

[Murderface]

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Well, good luck with that.

Hope you don't open a portal to an alien world bent on dominating the human species.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

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B: That's kinda what we're here to prevent.
K: If they do anything funny, then:

[JohnMora]

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This game sucks completely and I can't believe you people are making accounts to honor it. It pales in comparison to the glory that is Koukaku Kidoutai: Stand Alone Complex for the PS2. It's better than anything you'll ever play in your entire life.

[Toki Wartooth]

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This game sucks completely and I can't believe you people are making accounts to honor it. It pales in comparison to the glory that is Koukaku Kidoutai: Stand Alone Complex for the PS2. It's better than anything you'll ever play in your entire life.

Ooh, Ooh!!!

Is it likes DDR? I LOVES that games!!!

[B.L.A.C.K.]

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K: Great exercise. B makes us play it.

[Black Mesa]

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OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!

[Black Mesa]

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Ha! Ignore that last post. The experiment went flawlessly! Great advancements have been made today in the name of science!

[PerversionMan]

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Don't worry! If there was a problem The Burns woulda stopped it!

[Weighted Companion Cube]

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[B.L.A.C.K.]

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OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!

Alien: Sir, we're getting some strange readings from the Black Mesa Research Facility.
Kamikaze: Belmont's dead, remember?
Crow: We don't know that for certain.
Lilith: Anyway, you're the CO now, Alien.
Alien: I am?
Crow: You've got the highest rank.
Alien: But I... Lilith's has more command... uh... comfortability.
Lilith: ...Fine... anyways, let's move.