Yes, small peons, I have descended from the warm embrace of those who think right to bring you the true word. Listen to me, and this country may yet be saved from the hordes of liberals who, even now, assail the walls of the GREATEST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST, just as the savage Vandals once assailed the walls of Rome. Of course Rome should have fallen, as it did not yet have the chance to bask in the righteous glow of our greatest President ever, the majestic George W. Bush.
Of course, they were Christian. Hmm. I may have to think on this...
Of course, they were Christian. Hmm. I may have to think on this...

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