Agree with me or die.

[Ann Coulter]

Yes, small peons, I have descended from the warm embrace of those who think right to bring you the true word. Listen to me, and this country may yet be saved from the hordes of liberals who, even now, assail the walls of the GREATEST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST, just as the savage Vandals once assailed the walls of Rome. Of course Rome should have fallen, as it did not yet have the chance to bask in the righteous glow of our greatest President ever, the majestic George W. Bush.

Of course, they were Christian. Hmm. I may have to think on this...

[You Suck]

Ah, the britians are coming! The britians are coming!
No offense to the nice britians.

[Dr. Phil]

You're a woman?

I agree with you then.

[The Person Behind You]

So you openly admit now that you are sexist and tend to agree more with the female gender?

[Dr. Phil]

Not my fault that Woman are always right.

[The Person Behind You]

Haven't you ever, in your entire life, come across a woman who has been remotely close to wrong about anything?

[Dr. Phil]

Nope.

[Mr Kitty]

*pukes a hairball*


:3

[Mandark Astronomonov]

At last, a proper nemesis has appeared. Woe to you, Ms. Coulter. I, Mandark, will use all the power at my disposal to crush you and destroy your puny lab!

HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

[B.L.A.C.K.]

So you openly admit now that you are sexist and tend to agree more with the female gender?

L: It's not sexism if it favors the female gender. :sexy

[Ann Coulter]

At last, a proper nemesis has appeared. Woe to you, Ms. Coulter. I, Mandark, will use all the power at my disposal to crush you and destroy your puny lab!

HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

You're a filthy liberal, aren't you? You are!

Then you've already lost! Science has already proven that liberals are always wrong, and that they are far less attractive than me.

So you're an ugly loser. Sit and think on that. Maybe one day you'll grow a brain, convert to the true faith, and can come bask in my beauty.

[A.L.I.C.E.]

Woman are always right.

The two human genders seem much the same to me.

[Ann Coulter]

Women are flawed creatures. The world would be much better if they just stayed in the kitchen. The lord Jesus Christ surely knows that if they stayed where they belonged we wouldn't elect any more dirty liberals.

The only woman who has the right to be outside the kitchen is me, but only because I spread the true world of conservatism.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

At last, a proper nemesis has appeared. Woe to you, Ms. Coulter. I, Mandark, will use all the power at my disposal to crush you and destroy your puny lab!

HA-HA-HA, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

B: Then we are allies. Ann Coulter, you are a self-serving blight on humanity.

[Mandark Astronomonov]

Science has already proven that liberals are always wrong, and that they are far less attractive than me.

My science is superior. I will prove this at the next science fair. Your project will fail and the other children will laugh at you and your failure! HAAAAA.

B: Then we are allies.

You're probably just my other arch-nemesis in disguise. Better luck next time, DEXTER.

[Susan Estrich]

Listen to me, and this country may yet be saved from the hordes of liberals who, even now, assail the walls of the GREATEST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST, just as the savage Vandals once assailed the walls of Rome.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE ROME IS?

[ContraHero]

I will shoot your face.

[Ann Coulter]

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE ROME IS?

If it's not in the borders of the GREATEST NATION TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH then it doesn't matter.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

A: The Seminole nation? Guess that's a no.

[Susan Estrich]

If it's not in the borders of the GREATEST NATION TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH then it doesn't matter.

HYPOCHRISTIAN BLOWUP DOLL!!

[Ann Coulter]

HYPOCHRISTIAN BLOWUP DOLL!!

So you are saying you are one of the godless?

I can't wait for the Rapture to come. I shall look down from my perch next to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and laugh as I watch you faithless heathens burn in the fires of hell, where you belong.

[Susan Estrich]

YOU WON'T FIND RAPTURE IN YOUR COMPACT HONEY, BUT WHAT YOU WILL FIND IS A MIRROR!

[Ann Coulter]

YOU WON'T FIND RAPTURE IN YOUR COMPACT HONEY, BUT WHAT YOU WILL FIND IS A MIRROR!

You are so ugly, filthy liberal, that I'm shocked that you even know what a compact is. At least I have the pleasure of knowing that legions of righteous conservatives can bask in my beauty.

[Susan Estrich]

THEY OUGHT TO, THEY PAID FOR IT, AFTER ALL. ABOUT 99 CENTS, AT DOLLAR GENERAL.

[Ann Coulter]

THEY OUGHT TO, THEY PAID FOR IT, AFTER ALL. ABOUT 99 CENTS, AT DOLLAR GENERAL.

The sign of the weakness of the liberal mind: all they can come up with is weak insults. Why do I even bother arguing with you, you mindless waste of space? You are a liberal, therefore by definition you are wrong.

Your only hope of salvation is to read my book, repent of your sins, and come to your two true masters: Jesus Christ and George W. Bush.

[Susan Estrich]

"BY DEFINITION" THIS COUNTRY IS A DEMOCRACY, NOT A REPUBLIC. TAKE YOUR VICTORIA'S SECRET AND YOUR BATH & BODY WORKS AND GO BACK TO ENGLAND.

[Ann Coulter]

"BY DEFINITION" THIS COUNTRY IS A DEMOCRACY, NOT A REPUBLIC. TAKE YOUR VICTORIA'S SECRET AND YOUR BATH & BODY WORKS AND GO BACK TO ENGLAND.

This democracy has elected the greatest leader in the world, George W. Bush, twice now. Maybe you and all the other filthy liberals should take the hint and flee like the treasonous dirty hippies who went to Canada and relax until the day that THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD comes and asserts its God-given right to the entirety of the world.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

A: When the world lies in ashes and humans are extinct, then we shall see who has the "God-given right."

[Susan Estrich]

This democracy has elected the greatest leader in the world, George W. Bush, twice now. Maybe you and all the other filthy liberals should take the hint and flee like the treasonous dirty hippies who went to Canada and relax until the day that THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD comes and asserts its God-given right to the entirety of the world.

GO BACK TO YOUR HIVE, NEOCON BEE QUEEN.

[Ann Coulter]

GO BACK TO YOUR HIVE, NEOCON BEE QUEEN.

I am in my hive. The great hive of the GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD. It's a hive where YOU don't belong.

[Susan Estrich]

It's a hive where YOU don't belong.

YOU ARE A TURD TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS OF THE SEWER. GIVE IT UP, HONEY.

[Nathan Explosion]

I never thought I'd meet someone more brutal than my ex girlfriend. I was wrong.

And not in that good, warm and fuzzy, way.

[Murderface]

CATFIGHT!!!!!!

[Mr Kitty]

:3

[Tinkle]

I would be honored if Ms. Coulter would use me as her urine recepticle.

[Solid Snake]

*beep beep*
*fade out*

Hey, this blonde sounds pretty cynical! Who is she anyway?

(Otacon)Snake, that's Ann Coulter. She's a conservative columnist, a best-selling author of many books, and a real pain, among other things.

Sounds like she needs to get laid!

(Otacon)Haha, willing to tame this beast Snake?

I could try. I've been in wars you know.

(Otacon)She describes herself as a "Christian first and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second". Regardless of this, she seems pretty popular.

I bet she would fare pretty well on the battlefield. Such a place is no haven for the weak of heart.

*end conversation*

[Jesus Christ]

Women are flawed creatures. The world would be much better if they just stayed in the kitchen. The lord Jesus Christ surely knows that if they stayed where they belonged we wouldn't elect any more dirty liberals.

The only woman who has the right to be outside the kitchen is me, but only because I spread the true world of conservatism.

Even the Lord knows when to keep his mouth shut. I couldn't talk any sense into Eve, so why should I try now?


HYPOCHRISTIAN BLOWUP DOLL!!

And people claim that I'm full of hot air!