Big Red Nose

[You Suck]

That's what Santa has. In fact, Santa has cherry (face) cheeks and a red and white fluffy suit. Santa sucks!!! Thank you for listening.

[The Person Behind You]

What makes you think Santa is real? Isn't he just fictional like the easter bunny and drummers with good beat?

[You Suck]

He's not fictional, just stupid.

[Palkysas]

Stop saying Santa is fake! This site needs to be appropriate for children of all ages!

[You Suck]

I know completely! He is sooooo real!

[D. Sanchez]

Santa is real, he ate enchilladas with me last night





I got put on his good list :)

[The Person Behind You]

Does it matter if I was just posing a question? Or are all reference's to things that may exsist but may not (like drummers with good beat) not allowed on this site?

[D. Sanchez]

Does it matter if I was just posing a question? Or are all reference's to things that may exsist but may not (like drummers with good beat) not allowed on this site?

Ok Karr :|

[The Person Behind You]

Are you assuming that just because I made a spelling error I am this "Karr" you speak of?

[Palkysas]

Anything not suitable for children under the age of 1 is not allowed on this site. Period.

[You Suck]

Um... yeah.
Blonga Blonga Blonga Blonga boopity boopity boo!
Blonga Blonga Blonga Blonga boopity boopity boo!
Blonga Blonga Blonga Blonga boopity boopity boo!
Blonga Blonga Blonga Blonga boopity boopity boo!

[Mr Kitty]

I hate santa. I was a good kitty every year, but never got any live mice to eat like I kindly asked for.

So next time he pops put of that fireplace, i'm gonna bite and scratch his fat ass.



:3

So now I'll just be a bad kitty.

[You Suck]

Yeah! That's the halloween spirit! Right on!

[D. Sanchez]

I've never tried anything with a kitty, maybe I'll fall down your chimney this year ;)

[Mr Kitty]

No.

:3

[You Suck]

If anybody goes to the North Pole, kill Santa!!!!
Tools you'll need:
Knife
Rope
Thread
Santa Costume
Cookies
Milk
Machine Gun