Hello Ladies.

[Dr. Phil]

I'm here to solve your problems.

[Weighted Companion Cube]

...

[Nixon]

Mister, you're freaking me out.

[EvilNixion666]

Can I borrow your suit?

[Dr. Phil]

Don't worry, I am called a doctor. I'll give you the best advice my education can handle.

[A.L.I.C.E.]

I'm here to solve your problems.

How did you get there?

[simple_man]

what your thoughts on ****ing animals.

[Kibbe King]

Dr. Phil,
Okay, here's my issue...I must admit it's hard to talk about, but I'm balding and I don't know what to do about it. My manhood is at stake here, and I was wondering if you could offer me any advice from one non-manly man to another.

[Dr. Phil]

Dr. Phil,
Okay, here's my issue...I must admit it's hard to talk about, but I'm balding and I don't know what to do about it. My manhood is at stake here, and I was wondering if you could offer me any advice from one non-manly man to another.

What does your wife have to say about this?

[Kibbe King]

Well, she says that it's what's on the inside that matters, and that I shouldn't worry about losing my hair...but...I do.

[Dr. Phil]

Well, she says that it's what's on the inside that matters, and that I shouldn't worry about losing my hair...but...I do.

Your wife is right, whatever your wife says is right, whatever you think is wrong.

[Dusk Raven]

http://img.search.com/thumb/4/41/Picard1.jpg/300px-Picard1.jpg

[Kibbe King]

I think that...oh wait. Okay, Dr. Phil. Thank you. I now know that as she's always said, she really is always right! What a relief that is, and so much less stress for me to deal with too.

[simple_man]

you dont anwser queston! what bout my animal ****ing!

[Dr. Phil]

I think that...oh wait. Okay, Dr. Phil. Thank you. I now know that as she's always said, she really is always right! What a relief that is, and so much less stress for me to deal with too.

Make sure you do everything she says. Both of you will be happy.

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

WHERES THE KNOB MATRIX WHEN YOU NEED IT.

[Dr. Phil]

you dont anwser queston! what bout my animal ****ing!

I'm sorry miss Simple MAN.

[Dr. Phil]

WHERES THE KNOB MATRIX WHEN YOU NEED IT.

Ask your wife, she knows everything.

[simple_man]

i ban you

[Dr. Phil]

i ban you

Only Oprah has that power.

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

If you werent such an insensitive prick phil and had read my profile youd know im a woman. 300lbs of woman, but a woman nonetheless. I dont have a wife numbnuts.

[Kibbe King]

My wife says that I shouldn't listen to you, Dr. Phil. That has put me in a bit of a quandry.

[Dr. Phil]

If you werent such an insensitive prick phil and had read my profile youd know im a woman. 300lbs of woman, but a woman nonetheless. I dont have a wife numbnuts.

That's not what your Wife said. Don't be in the closet. It's not good for you.

[Dr. Phil]

My wife says that I shouldn't listen to you, Dr. Phil. That has put me in a bit of a quandry.

That's right, listen to her. I'll go and have a talk with your wife.

[simple_man]

i bigger than oprah. i rule paviloin

[Blackberry]

Dr. Phil. I have a problem. I'm straight and I love men.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!

[simple_man]

want me blackberry. loose funk i'll do you.

[Dr. Phil]

Dr. Phil. I have a problem. I'm straight and I love men.

Hmmm. This is going to be a problem.

I will need to meet you in a half-hour in my room for more "focused" assistance.

[ContraHero]

IM SO FAT I HATE MYSELF

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

IM SO FAT I HATE MYSELF

That's what she said to you.....
.....
......
BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!!

[Blackberry]

Hmmm. This is going to be a problem.

I will need to meet you in a half-hour in my room for more "focused" assistance.

Okay, but only if simple_man can join.

[Dr. Phil]

IM SO FAT I HATE MYSELF

Get together with a woman so she will tell you how, who, and what to hate.

[Dr. Phil]

Okay, but only if simple_man can join.

Oprah will be there.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

Oh Yeah I bet not eh!!!

[Anti Dr. Phil]

Phil.

We meet again.

[Blackberry]

Shouldn't Anti Dr. Phil have hair?

[Dr. Phil]

Hello Anti Phil.

How is Anti Oprah?

[Anti Dr. Phil]

Thats Nega Phil you boob.

[Dr. Phil]

Breast. Women hate it when you use "boob".

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

I take great offense to that you jesus hating scum.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

A: I'm getting some very strange readings from the compound....

[Blinky]

Dr. PHiL,

I HavE FallEn iN lOVe wItH a ForbidDEN miSTresS. whEre Did I gO wRonG?

[Anti Dr. Phil]

I take great offense to that you jesus hating scum.

Loose some wieght you fat sack of crap. So sayeth Anti Dr. Phil.

[Dr. Phil]

Dr. PHiL,

I HavE FallEn iN lOVe wItH a ForbidDEN miSTresS. whEre Did I gO wRonG?

Ask a woman.

[Anti Dr. Phil]

KILL A WOMAN.

[Kibbe King]

Should the question come before or after the death of the woman in question?

[Dr. Phil]

Ask your wife.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

A: I'm reading two Dr. Phils inside the compound... but...
B: What?
A: their bio-signs are completely opposite of each other.

[Dr. Phil]

You want somthing to read.

Read this!

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3165/drphil1wv0.jpg

[Kibbe King]

I like your sparkly eyes, Anti Dr. Phil

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

You want somthing to read.

Read this!

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3165/drphil1wv0.jpg

HEY YOU!!!! PIPE DOWN!!!

[Dr. Phil]

http://www.thehouseofoojah.com/audiobooks/media/ccp0/prodsm/ultimateweightCD.jpg

Listen to my new CD!

[Anti Dr. Phil]

I suggest my book. It promates healthy relationsships through pain and suffering.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3149/drphil1wv0qo1.jpg

[Pageron]

Why did you shorten your name from Philip to Phil?
(this is addressed to both of you)

Oh, right, and God bless you.

[Dr. Phil]

Why did you shorten your name from Philip to Phil?

Oprah told me to.

[Anti Dr. Phil]

When I killed Oprah and saved the world in WWIII, I did so to make my presence known to all the remaining Oprah Clones. They quiver in fear of every word I moan unto them.

[Pagerron]

Why did you shorten your name from Philip to Phil?
(this is addressed to both of you)

Oh, right, and God bless you.

Alright bro, well, I guess I really can't argue with the fact that we all need God's blessings, so yeah.

[Pageron]

Yawn.

Oh, I liked your answer Anti Dr. Phil.

[ZOMGFURRIES]

Hai. I'm a 500 year old 400ft arctic-fox-skunk-weasel-tree-herm-taur, but I'm stuck in a human body. I know that deep down inside I REALLY am this 500 year old 400ft arctic-fox-skunk-weasel-tree-herm-taur, and I've even managed to master the art of transfurmation...people don't believe me over the internet, though!

What can I do, Dr. Phils?!

-Hugs & Yiffs-

[The Person Behind You]

Why do you use such monotone words such as "like"? Why not use stronger words such as love?

[Dr. Phil]

Anti Phil is really just my older cousin.

He plays with himself and lives in my mothers attic. God bless my mother.

[hit0goroshi]

AND GOD BLESS EVERYONE!!

JKJK

...

NOT JK, NOT JK

[Anti Dr. Phil]

Trying to gain my favor does not sway my opinion on if I should choose to let you live or die for my entertainment. Remember this.

[Kibbe King]

Okay, people let's get back on topic.

Dr. Phil, I've decided to listen to my wife and she now says that it's okay to listen to you again. So fickle, she.

Anyway, I'm looking to find a better job but I really don't have a lot of time to look for one, what should I do?

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

Dr.Phil, I love your show. Its so good and christian. May the lord be with you.

[hit0goroshi]

You should spend less time listening to Dr. Phil. OOOOOOOO.

[Dr. Phil]

Trying to gain my favor does not sway my opinion on if I should choose to let you live or die for my entertainment. Remember this.

Mother just called me, she says you aren't eating your peas.

[Dr. Phil]

Anyway, I'm looking to find a better job but I really don't have a lot of time to look for one, what should I do?

Does your wife want you to work?

[The Person Behind You]

Trying to gain my favor does not sway my opinion on if I should choose to let you live or die for my entertainment. Remember this.

Why would you want us to die? Isn't that what your brother would want?

[Anti Dr. Phil]

Ah yes, mother. She was good to me until I had her stuffed into a suitcase. In pieces. The pigs on that farm though she was delicious.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

C: Wait, I need to make a phone call.
K: What the F-
B: LANGUAGE! <fires shot in air>
C: <Calls Dr. Phil>.

Hey, Dr. Phil, I have a problem. There's this woman I love, and we have this great relationship, but she's always flirting with other guys and kissing them and... going to bed with them. But it might be 'cause she's a secret agent and has to seduce guys to save the world and such, but I don't know. What should I do?

[Dr. Phil]

Ah yes, mother. She was good to me until I had her stuffed into a suitcase. In pieces. The pigs on that farm though she was delicious.

Mother says that you are *********ing too loudly. Also, clean your room.

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

How can I find out peoples phione numbers on here? Im going to call the police and have them arest him. I dont care if hes joking. he needs to be punished for that.

[Dr. Phil]

Hey, Dr. Phil, I have a problem. There's this woman I love, and we have this great relationship, but she's always flirting with other guys and kissing them and... going to bed with them. But it might be 'cause she's a secret agent and has to seduce guys to save the world and such, but I don't know. What should I do?

Let her do what she needs to do. She knows best.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

C: Wait, I need to make a phone call.
K: What the F-
B: LANGUAGE! <fires shot in air>
C: <Calls Dr. Phil>.

Hey, Dr. Phil, I have a problem. There's this woman I love, and we have this great relationship, but she's always flirting with other guys and kissing them and... going to bed with them. But it might be 'cause she's a secret agent and has to seduce guys to save the world and such, but I don't know. What should I do?

SIMPLE..... BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!

AND BE SURE TO RUN WITH A KNIFE ON YOUR GET AWAY!!!

[Anti Dr. Phil]

Dear sweet Phillip.

You seem to forget I am for the anti dimension. I am not your brother. In my world I killed mother long ago. Here in your world, It appears she had a second offspring, and is still alive. I can take care of her violently and painfully if you wish.

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

Is the admin here? please help me call the police on this guy. Hes going to hurt somebody.

[Dr. Phil]

Dear sweet Phillip.

You seem to forget I am for the anti dimension. I am not your brother. In my world I killed mother long ago. Here in your world, It appears she had a second offspring, and is still alive. I can take care of her violently and painfully if you wish.

Just because you are blue doesn't mean you are from another dimention. Mother said you can't join the blue man group. Get over it.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

C: She does, Dr. Phil. She does.
L: Talking about... me? :sexy
C: uh...
L: Or is there someone else you love?
C: Uh...

[The Person Behind You]

What is the problem? Or am I missing something?

[Dr. Phil]

C: She does, Dr. Phil. She does.


Than what's your problem?

[Anti Dr. Phil]

As you wish Archabolt.

[hit0goroshi]

Than what's your problem?

SHE'S the problem!!

O SNAP SNAP SNAP!

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

You tell him christian brother!

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

What is the problem? Or am I missing something?

YOU'RE A COCKY NOOB!!!

[B.L.A.C.K.]

Than what's your problem?

C: I just wanted your advice. I'm a big fan of yours :D.

[The Person Behind You]

YOU'RE A COCKY NOOB!!!

Am I the only one seeing only Dr. Phil arguing with himself?

[Dr. Phil]

C: I just wanted your advice. I'm a big fan of yours :D.

It's good to hear from a fan.

Any other problems I can help you with?

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

Am I the only one seeing only Dr. Phil arguing with himself?

LIKE THE LAST GUY HE'S STILL SUFFERING FROM THE LAST HEAD SHOT

[ZOMGFURRIES]

Even Dr. Phil hates me. :(

[The Person Behind You]

LIKE THE LAST GUY HE'S STILL SUFFERING FROM THE LAST HEAD SHOT

When did I get a head shot?

[Dr. Phil]

LIKE THE LAST GUY HE'S STILL SUFFERING FROM THE LAST HEAD SHOT

He said you have troubles, "PWNING THAT 1337 GUY Jeremy"

[hit0goroshi]

YOU FORGOT TO ADD SNAP SNAP SNAP!11!11!!!!

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

He said you have troubles, "PWNING THAT 1337 GUY Jeremy"

**** LAGGING PIECE OF **** STUPID LAG!!! HE USED HACKS THAT **** ***!!!

[You Suck]

Your my hero!

[Dr. Phil]

**** LAGGING PIECE OF **** STUPID LAG!!! HE USED HACKS THAT **** ***!!!

Is there somthing else that is bothering you? Is it that a woman hasn't been with you while Jeremy has a girlfriend? Is it that a woman is guiding him to greatness while only "pwning noobs" is only letting you down?

Perhaps a girlfriend will help you "pwn some more n00bs" and you will be a match to your friend Jeremy.

[The Person Behind You]

Why do you think Jeremy is his friend?

[Dr. Phil]

Jeremys' girlfriend was on my show last night.

[The Person Behind You]

Are you sure it was the same Jeremy?

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

Is there somthing else that is bothering you? Is it that a woman hasn't been with you while Jeremy has a girlfriend? Is it that a woman is guiding him to greatness while only "pwning noobs" is only letting you down?

Perhaps a girlfriend will help you "pwn some more n00bs" and you will be a match to your friend Jeremy.

YOU FORGET I'M SUPERIOR TO BOTH JERMEY AND FPS DOUG IN EVERY WAY!!! I AM THE PWNER OF THY EN EL NOOBS!!! YOU WILL GET YOUR HEAD SHOT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

[Dr. Phil]

YOU FORGET I'M SUPERIOR TO BOTH JERMEY AND FPS DOUG IN EVERY WAY!!! I AM THE PWNER OF THY EN EL NOOBS!!! YOU WILL GET YOUR HEAD SHOT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

Jeremy's girlfriend played counterstrike with you before my show. She said you got beaten by a World of Warcraft player. Yet she didn't say who that was.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

Jeremy's girlfriend played counterstrike with you before my show. She said you got beaten by a World of Warcraft player. Yet she didn't say who that was.
*
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE IT'S HARD TO PLAY COUNTER STRIKE WHEN JERMEYS GIRL WAS SUCKING MY ****

[Dr. Phil]

*
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE IT'S HARD TO PLAY COUNTER STRIKE WHEN JERMEYS GIRL WAS SUCKING MY ****

How could that be? I was having a private session with her before the show. She was enjoying my computer though...

[Ann Coulter]

YOU AND YOUR FILTHY PSEUDO-SCIENCE IS RUINING THIS GREAT NATION.

Parents should smack their children when they do wrong and start spouting liberal dogma! That's what my parents did, and look at me now! I'm famous, and far more beautiful than any of you simple peons could even dream of being. Frankly, I'm so beautiful liberals shouldn't ever be allowed to look at me.


In fact, if you're a liberal, you should turn your head right now.


As for you, "Dr." Phil, if that IS your real name, how does it feel knowing that you are single-handedly ruining the nation along with the mongol horde of liberals?

[Dr. Phil]

As for you, "Dr." Phil, if that IS your real name, how does it feel knowing that you are single-handedly ruining the nation along with the mongol horde of liberals?

Oprah says the opposite. Although you are a woman, so I will let it slide.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

How could that be? I was having a private session with her before the show. She was enjoying my computer though...

DAMN THAT GIRL GET'S AROUND!!!

WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW!!!

[You Suck]

I laugh at this pathetic thread. Not that any of mine were any better.

[The Person Behind You]

Why is it called a draw? Why not a color or a stencil?

[B.L.A.C.K.]

L: Oh, jeez. It's Ann Coulter. Permission to terminate, B.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

Why is it called a draw? Why not a color or a stencil?

PIPE DOWN!!!

[Dr. Phil]

One time on my show there was a wife that beated her husband. He drank because she beat him. She beated him more because he drank.

I made sure that he never drank again.

[The Person Behind You]

Why is it pipe down? Why does every phrase talking about a decrease in volume say down?

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

Why is it pipe down? Why does every phrase talking about a decrease in volume say down?

WHY NOT!!!

[Dr. Phil]

Why is it pipe down? Why does every phrase talking about a decrease in volume say down?

Oprah deemed it so.

[The Person Behind You]

But since Oprah makes people cry, does she still have a say in how we say certian phrases?

[You Suck]

Oprah helps Africans.

[Dr. Phil]

Yes.

[Ann Coulter]

Oprah says the opposite. Although you are a woman, so I will let it slide.

If there is one person doing more damage to this country than you, it's Oprah! If society had anything right, Oprah would have a price on her head. In fact, all liberals would! We should have hunts! Imagine it: fields of conservative paragons of virtue on horses, hunting down the filthy liberals, all led by the sole beacon of hope that this world has, the great and mighty George W. Bush.

[Dr. Phil]

Oprah is friends with Bill O'Riley.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

L: You are the one that will be hunted, Annie.

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

L: You are the one that will be hunted, Annie.

I LIKE YOUR STYLE. IT'S A RACE FOR THE FIRST HEAD SHOT. LET THE HUNT BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B.L.A.C.K.]

L: You're on!

So, Annie, what if I said that liberalism was more in accord with human and environmental rights?

[Dr. Phil]

There will be no "shooting" here.

Unless you are a woman.

[Ann Coulter]

L: You are the one that will be hunted, Annie.

By who? You're clearly not a member of our armed forces, as any true member of the greatest army in the history of the world would be a good Christian crusader, spreading the majestic word of our greatest leader ever, George W. Bush.


As for Bill O'Reilly... he's on a network that claims to be fair and balanced. Any true conservative knows that to be balanced is to be wrong. There is only one true side, and that is the side of righteousness. Yes, I do deign to appear occasionally to spread the wisdom of conservatism there, but I do it holding my nose, the same way I have deigned to come here and try to show you the way.

[B.L.A.C.K.]

There will be no "shooting" here.

Unless you are a woman.


L: then I'm in luck. :sexy

[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

L: then I'm in luck. :sexy

TOO LATE, GOT 3 FOR 1 IN ANOTHER THREAD!!!

[Dr. Phil]

You wish to have a private session with me Ann?

[Dr. Phil]

Anyone need any questions answered?

[Ann Coulter]

You wish to have a private session with me Ann?

The only private session I need is one minute, you, a closed room, and a gun in my hand.

They'd probably give me a medal for doing it.

[Dr. Phil]

The only private session I need is one minute, you, a closed room, and a gun in my hand.

They'd probably give me a medal for doing it.

Oprah did that to me once...

I didn't enjoy it...

[Mr Kitty]

You have issues, ann. :3

[Dr. Phil]

She is a woman, thus always right.

[Chad]

Dr. Phil, my girlfriend is getting fat and I fear it might be affecting our happiness. What can be done?

[Dr. Phil]

Dr. Phil, my girlfriend is getting fat and I fear it might be affecting our happiness. What can be done?

If she wants to have her listen to my CD.

http://www.thehouseofoojah.com/audiobooks/media/ccp0/prodsm/ultimateweightCD.jpg

[Ann Coulter]

If you people listen to this fat tub of liberal filth, there is no hope for you people!

I've been driven off message by a few dirty liberals, but I know that they haven't indoctrinated all of you! Buy my book! Come to your two true leaders, Jesus Christ and George W. Bush! Bask in the righteousness of the conservative cause!

[Dr. Phil]

Support Group:
Make sure to surround yourself with supportive people to help you get through the day. Key 7 in The Ultimate Weight Solution refers to your "Circle of Support." It is important to have like-minded people around you — if you are trying to lose weight you want to be with people who are also trying to lose weight or have already reached their goals and can give you some insight. Also, make sure you don't hold your support meetings at places that serve food — no restaurants!

Use Portion Control:
Stick to eating foods that are High Response Cost and High Yield foods. If you are going to a party during the holidays, eat something before you attend so you are not as hungry when you arrive and are less likely to pig out on junk food.

Don't Label Yourself:
You are not a victim or a patient. Dr. Phil's sister Deanna says, "I already knew so much was wrong with my health, I didn't want to find out how much more was wrong with me." You have to start thinking of yourself as a healthy person if you are to become one. Dr. Phil told his overweight nephew Tony, instead of being a passenger in life, start doing something about your problem.

Separate Body Image From Self Image:
Make sure not to confuse the reflection of your body image with how you really are as a person.

Exercise:
Do a full-body work out three times a week if possible. You want to do a mixture of cardiovascular and weights and choose something you like to do like swimming or biking.

Don't Blame Your Genetics:
Issues with your weight are usually only 20% related to genetics. Your lifestyle makes you the way you are and this lifestyle becomes your identity. Dr. Phil tells his sister Brenda, "Blaming your weight on the family being overweight is an excuse."

[Dr. Phil]

If you people listen to this fat tub of liberal filth, there is no hope for you people!

I've been driven off message by a few dirty liberals, but I know that they haven't indoctrinated all of you! Buy my book! Come to your two true leaders, Jesus Christ and George W. Bush! Bask in the righteousness of the conservative cause!

Improving your self-esteem is a lot of work. Start by asking yourself these questions.

1. Is your self-esteem based on what others think of you?

2. Do you do things to make other people happy, even if it makes you feel bad?

3. Do you have a hard time being happy for others when they succeed?

4. Do you call yourself names like "stupid" or "dummy" when you make mistakes — or sometimes even when you don't?

5. Do you have a hard time taking risks?
















Scoring:
If you answered yes to any of these questions, your self-concept or self-esteem may be distorted. If you answered yes to three or more, then you are not living authentically.

[Dr. Phil]

This show only lasts so long. Give more questions so I can answer them.

[Duckhunt]

BLAM?

[Godzilla]

RAWR RAAHHH Dr. Phil RARRRAHHH RAWRRARAR

Translation: Hello Dr. Phil, I do my fair share of walking and swimming, but I can't seem to thin down my darn thighs, I can't help but blame my genetics. Any advice?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/thighs.jpg

[Ann Coulter]

BLAM?

If only. Then THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD would be one step closer to being saved from the liberal menace that threatens to destroy it.

[Ann Coulter]

RAWR RAAHHH Dr. Phil RARRRAHHH RAWRRARAR

Translation: Hello Dr. Phil, I do my fair share of walking and swimming, but I can't seem to get thin down my darn thighs, I can't help but blame my genetics. Any advice?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/thighs.jpg

It's because you're somehow a filthy liberal. Everybody knows that if you were a proper conservative you'd be as beautiful as me.

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

Ah, Godzilla. Satan summoned you didnt he! Dear lord.

[Dr. Phil]

RAWR RAAHHH Dr. Phil RARRRAHHH RAWRRARAR

Translation: Hello Dr. Phil, I do my fair share of walking and swimming, but I can't seem to thin down my darn thighs, I can't help but blame my genetics. Any advice?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/thighs.jpg

Genetics are only 20% of your problem. What do you usually eat?

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

Docter phil, im am 300lbs over wight, but the pastor at church says its satans work that made me fat. How can i fight off satan? He tempts me with such delisious pork rinds and chips.

Id stop eating at mcdonalds for meals but itys so good.

[Godzilla]

Genetics are only 20% of your problem. What do you usually eat?

RAWRARARRRAWRAR RAAHHHHHH! RAAWRARRAWARRRARARAHHH RAHH.

Translation: You know, the standard monster stuff, trains, mothra eggs, I indulge with a human or two every once in a while.

[CAPTAIN FALCON!!!]

YES!!! *points down below*

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c314/Dark_X_Chaos/360410578_f4733b64db_o.jpg

:extreme

[CAPTAIN KNOB GOBBLER]

I thought you were a good christian at first falcone. But now that i see you beleive in abortion i hope the lord strikes you down. may god have mercy on your soul

[Raver BoyxXxLoVe69]

man if you wanna lose some weight you should dance its like theraputic man once youre up for 13 hours dancing youll feel so good okay okay ill go put some house music on and well all break it down and have some fun in here

[Godzilla]

man if you wanna lose some weight you should dance its like theraputic man once youre up for 13 hours dancing youll feel so good okay okay ill go put some house music on and well all break it down and have some fun in here

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/godzilla1a.gif

[Raver BoyxXxLoVe69]

now do the worm!

[Godzilla]

now do the worm!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/b1c133ef.gif

[Dr. Phil]

Docter phil, im am 300lbs over wight, but the pastor at church says its satans work that made me fat. How can i fight off satan? He tempts me with such delisious pork rinds and chips.

Id stop eating at mcdonalds for meals but itys so good.

RAWRARARRRAWRAR RAAHHHHHH! RAAWRARRAWARRRARARAHHH RAHH.

Translation: You know, the standard monster stuff, trains, mothra eggs, I indulge with a human or two every once in a while.

You both are askin about weight, so I will answer with this. Other than Satan and the military, what stress do you have in your life?

[Raver BoyxXxLoVe69]

im like hypnotized its so beautiful :spin

[Anti Dr. Phil]

I know a quick way to remove the weight. Just take a sharp knife and slowly slice off as much as you like. Dont be afraid of the pain. Embrace it, love it, and spred it to others.

[Oprah]

I TRIED TO LOSE WEIGHT THAT WAY!!!!!!!

[Godzilla]

You both are askin about weight, so I will answer with this. Other than Satan and the military, what stress do you have in your life?

RARRAWRARARRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! RAAHAAHAHHAHAHHHAAAARRRRAAWWWRRRRRR!!!!!

Translation: I don't know, there is this monguering douche *** Rodan, I mean, I'll just be mindin my own biz eatin some fruit, and outta nowhere he just nova strikes me from behind!

Humans tend to be dicks as well, first they attack me then want me to help them.

Plus my son can't even breath fire. I think hes gay. Kire gay.

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[Dr. Phil]

Plus my son can't even breath fire. I think hes gay.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/BabyGodzilla.gif

Are you sure he isn't being threatened by a predator?

You're vulnerable if you are a single parent and lack time to spend with your child.

You're vulnerable if you are desperate for help from outsiders.

If your child is from a broken or unstable home, pedophiles recognize this, and use it as a way to get inside.

If there is someone in your life who has a really unusual, too-good-to-be-true interest in your child, it probably is too good to be true.

If someone lavishes gifts on your child, and the person has unusual knowledge of kids' popular interests — what shows they like, what music they like — pedophiles brief themselves on those things.

Your child receives mail, gifts or packages from someone you don't know.

If this person shows up without a child at child-intensive events and locations, that's a problem.

If you're dealing with a person who always offers and angles for alone time with your child, you need to be very concerned.

Is your child spending large amounts of time online, especially at night?

Does your child use an online account that belongs to someone else?

Have you find pornography on your child's computer?

Your child receives phone calls from men you don't know or is making calls to numbers you don't recognize.

Take notice if your child turns off the computer monitor quickly or changes the screen on the monitor when you come into the room.

Is your child withdrawing from family?

[Ann Coulter]

RARRAWRARARRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! RAAHAAHAHHAHAHHHAAAARRRRAAWWWRRRRRR!!!!!

Translation: I don't know, there is this monguering douche *** Rodan, I mean, I'll just be mindin my own biz eatin some fruit, and outta nowhere he just nova strikes me from behind!

Humans tend to be dicks as well, first they attack me then want me to help them.

Plus my son can't even breath fire. I think hes gay. Kire gay.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/BabyGodzilla.gif

You must bring him to a church immediately. Only the lord Jesus Christ can show him that gayness is the taint of the liberal and must be corrected lest his immortal soul burn in hell.

[Godzilla]

Are you sure he isn't being threatened by a predator?

You're vulnerable if you are a single parent and lack time to spend with your child.

You're vulnerable if you are desperate for help from outsiders.

If your child is from a broken or unstable home, pedophiles recognize this, and use it as a way to get inside.

If there is someone in your life who has a really unusual, too-good-to-be-true interest in your child, it probably is too good to be true.

If someone lavishes gifts on your child, and the person has unusual knowledge of kids' popular interests — what shows they like, what music they like — pedophiles brief themselves on those things.

Your child receives mail, gifts or packages from someone you don't know.

If this person shows up without a child at child-intensive events and locations, that's a problem.

If you're dealing with a person who always offers and angles for alone time with your child, you need to be very concerned.

Is your child spending large amounts of time online, especially at night?

Does your child use an online account that belongs to someone else?

Have you find pornography on your child's computer?

Your child receives phone calls from men you don't know or is making calls to numbers you don't recognize.

Take notice if your child turns off the computer monitor quickly or changes the screen on the monitor when you come into the room.

Is your child withdrawing from family?

RAAAAHHHHH!!! RAARRRRAWWRRRRAAAAHHHHHHAAAAARRR!!!

Translation: Aw naw! It all makes sense! No wonder he blows smoke rings! Shucks.

[George W. Bush]

Ur al krazy I"M DR. FILL!

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[Pwner of thy en el noobs]

RARRAWRARARRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! RAAHAAHAHHAHAHHHAAAARRRRAAWWWRRRRRR!!!!!

Translation: I don't know, there is this monguering douche *** Rodan, I mean, I'll just be mindin my own biz eatin some fruit, and outta nowhere he just nova strikes me from behind!

Humans tend to be dicks as well, first they attack me then want me to help them.

Plus my son can't even breath fire. I think hes gay. Kire gay.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/bigfoot_721/BabyGodzilla.gif


GET HIM A GOOD FIRST PERSON SHOOTER.

[Dr. Phil]

RAAAAHHHHH!!! RAARRRRAWWRRRRAAAAHHHHHHAAAAARRR!!!

Translation: Aw naw! It all makes sense! No wonder he blows smoke rings! Shucks.

Perhaps a giant spider?

[Tinkle]

I've got a problem, Dr. Phil...I spend all my time being urinated on. I mean, don't get me wrong, It's not like I HATE it or anything, but how can I go about convincing the lady of the house to take me on a tour of the rest of the house? I'm tired of looking at the medicine cabinet and toothbrushes. I'd like to see what a nightstand looks like.

[Dr. Phil]

Ask her to give you some wheels and tell her to get a laptop.

[George W. Bush]

If u want 2 solv ur problum VOTE FOR ME

[Godzilla]

Perhaps a giant spider?

RAH?

Translation: Enough about my son, how do I lose weight?

[Dr. Phil]

RAH?

Translation: Enough about my son, how do I lose weight?

Well about your weight, you need to eliminate some stress for a while. You seem to be able to do plenty of exercise. I suggest you read my books and relax at night.

Maybe move to a better neighborhood.

[Dr. Phil]

Oh, and stop going to Japan and wrecking the place.

[Godzilla]

Well about your weight, you need to eliminate some stress for a while. You seem to be able to do plenty of exercise. I suggest you read my books and relax at night.

Maybe move to a better neighborhood.

Oh, and stop going to Japan and wrecking the place.

RAAAARRRAAAAAHHHH!

Translation:Fine! But when a giant vagina attacks Japan, they can take care of it themselves!

[Godzilla]

RAAAHHHAAAAAHHH!!!

Translation: Oh yeah. You said I need get rid of my stress, so I'm putting my son up for adoption.

[Dr. Phil]

RAAAHHHAAAAAHHH!!!

Translation: Oh yeah. You said I need get rid of my stress, so I'm putting my son up for adoption.

It's up to you.

[Dr. Phil]

RAAAARRRAAAAAHHHH!

Translation:Fine! But when a giant vagina attacks Japan, they can take care of it themselves!

You can go to Japan for that, as long as you try to talk first.

[Dr. Phil]

Ask a question!

[Oprah]

I NEED SOMONE TO CLEAN MY HOUSE! WHICH ONE OF MY MANY BUTLERS AND MAIDS SHOULD I GET TO DO IT?!

YAYYY!!!!

[Dr. Phil]

I'll do it for you Oprah!