Now I remember why I dont drink coffee!

[The_Real_Crunk]

I dont know what it is about it, but its like an allergic reaction to it or something. My dad breaks out in hives if he drinks it. I might have gotten a little of that passed on to me. But I bought some fancy imported french chocolate bars, and one of them had chunks of coffee beans throughout it. Tastes okay, but now Im all lightheaded and sweaty. And not the good kind of light headed and sweaty.

Whooooooooooo~

[Perversion]

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Chocolate covered espresso beans own you.

[The Toecutter]

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That crap used to dehydrate me uncomfortably, so I quit drinking it. It never did much to wake me up anyway, from what I could tell.

Nevermind how expensive decent coffee is in the U.S.

[Denmo]

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The coffee conspiracy!

I love coffee. I'll even drink it black, so long as it's a good roast. Hazelnut is my favorite because it doesn't need any cream to taste good.

There's like, 20 coffee shops here in town, and even a small business beanery that's a 2 minutes walk from my house. I'm pretty much surrounded.


If I want to wake up though, I'll just get a Full Throttle or something.

[Bon]

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I had high resentment for coffee because I thought it made me forget things, but damn it, when college came around, and I had to pull an all-nighter, I'd pour a small amount of coffee and then put in a whole bunch of French Vanilla Coffee Mate to make it taste good.

Back on topic, stay away from anything coffee related...even the ice cream!

[lil_das]

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I cannot stand coffee unless it is just black

[Riotsword]

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The only thing coffee-related I drink is vanilla Frappucino when I'm trying to wake up.

[Denmo]

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Frappucino's are nice once in a while.

I used to like Starbucks Doubleshot. But then I noticed that all the cream tends to settle in the bottom into this gross snot-like blob. If you don't shake it up well enough it's like drinking an amoeba.

[Ms. Porkchop]

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I miss drinking coffee. I was never a hard core addict but its nice to be able to have a social coffee once in awhile. Espically now that its getting cold out here. I can't wait to have this baby and have a nice big coffee.

[Sezjeuric]

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I've never touched coffee in my life.

I would probably go into cardiac arrest.

I just pulled an all nighter as you can see from my costume topic, all without the help of anything caffeine infused.

[Funk]

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Coffee is poop. In liquid form.

[Sezjeuric]

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Coffee is poop. In liquid form.

I agree


I find that certain coffee, while brewing, smells like tuna.


I like tuna, but coffee still has never appeased to me.


Also, I save SO much money as I don't shell out all that coinage everyday to drink bitter beans.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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i cant live without 2 cups of coffee a day. early starts it wakes me up, sometimes if i drink too much of it it has side effects because im not suppose to drink caffeine.

i had a good coffee brand but then they discontinued it so now im still on the quest to find a good one. i prefer dark roasts, and find the pricey ones to not be as good as they claim.

[Alex]

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Having a girlfriend that works for a monolithic coffee corporation has its benefits.



The Coffee Stove. Yeah, Starbucks' coffee isn't the best, but a free pound of coffee every week? That adds up.



A burr grinder is essential for grinding your beans. Next to that is the single serve French press. And then the espresso machine. I'll usually just make an iced americano before work.

I used to be one of those guys that liked coffee with my sugar, but I've grown used to straight up coffee. I like the natural flavors and texture.


Oh, and I might as well show you the Tea Cupboard:



The bags are loose-leaf teas. Mmmmmyeah.

[lil_das]

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I used to work at a Coffee Shop... Man O Man I used to love my espresso Chais!!!