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    I Am Guitar Hero

    So I got it yesterday for PS3, and I mean, it's been worth it so far. $100 bucks is a large portion of my budget, but I've been having fun.

    Anyway, tonight, me and my roommate are acting like idiots. We're playing on medium so we can flail around with the guitar (it's wireless, why not?) and not worry about accuracy so much. Well, since it's wireless, I decided some guitar flips around the back were necessary. The first two or three were kinda cool, it was fun to be a jackass with a guitar controller.

    But then, right before a chorus in Miss Murder, I throw it a little too hard around the shoulder and it breaks free from the strap. All I heard was a crash on the wall behind me, and then I turned to see it hit the floor. Hard. I pick it up, and the whammy bar is rattling like a ***** inside the body. I am crushed. I've only had it two days and it sounds demolished.

    Not wanting to give up, despite having a midterm tomorrow, I take the guitar into my room. I don't have a screwdriver that will fit the holes, so I find a pair of scissors that do the job. I take the thing apart (voiding my warranty ) to find all the whammy bar parts just kinda floating around inside.

    I spent an entire hour tinkering, but I finally got it back together. Part of the plastic was a tiny bit chipped, but it doesn't affect the performance at all. Despite deserving douchebag of the year award for thinking swinging a guitar around my back was a good idea, I am so proud of myself for fixing it. Thank the God of Rock.
    Do what you wish

    #2
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    Rock and bloody roll.

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      #3
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      Aren't those things supposed to be durable?

      For one hundred bucks they better be made of gundanium.
      "Dans le veritable amour c'est l'ame, qui enveloppe le corps"

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        Gundaniums only good if you have plot armor.

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          My old controller's taken such a beating from me, you would think it wouldn't work half the time. I throw it down when I do so badly I fail a song. I throw it down when I feel I've kicked a song's ass. And yet the only thing wrong with it is that the strum bar feels a little more loose. And when I picked up a new controller, it didn't feel the same. Give me my old controller anyday.

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            #6
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            I dont know about the Guitar Hero controllers but I know that in the last 3 months I have destroyed (easily) 7 controllers... All because of Tekken Tag... I havent found a controller yet that can withstand a pitch into a wall... or slingshot onto the sidewalk. Let me know if their are any that come out though!
            "Dans le veritable amour c'est l'ame, qui enveloppe le corps"

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              #7
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              Originally posted by lil_das View Post
              Aren't those things supposed to be durable?

              For one hundred bucks they better be made of gundanium.
              The guitar is only $50. And a real guitar probably wouldn't have survived the incident that well, despite probably costing four times as much or better.


              GUITAR HERO FTW!
              Lil' Bean is here!

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                #8
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                I'm kind to my possessions.

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                  #9
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                  I'm kind to my external genitalia.

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                    Originally posted by Funk View Post
                    The guitar is only $50. And a real guitar probably wouldn't have survived the incident that well, despite probably costing four times as much or better.


                    I disagree. I have seen REAL guitars go through far worse and survive.

                    Ever play Dead Rising?
                    Last edited by lil_das; 11-02-2007, 03:55 AM.
                    "Dans le veritable amour c'est l'ame, qui enveloppe le corps"

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                      Originally posted by lil_das View Post
                      I have seen REAL guitars go through far worse and survive.

                      Ever play Dead Rising?

                      Wait, either I'm completely missing your point, or this statement tops your "Why play Guitar Hero when you can play an actual instrument?" argument in terms of utter stupidity.







                      Let me explain something to you, in case I got the wrong impression from your statement....

                      You first talk about damage a REAL guitar can sustain, and then to support that, cite Dead Rising as evidence. Maybe Jack Thompson was right. Young people these days have a hard time distinguishing video games from reality.


                      lil_das, hate to break it to you, but Dead Rising IS NOT REAL. It's a video game. Zombies are NOT REAL. They are characters in a video game.











                      However, guitars most certainly are real.


                      I owe you a pos rep for the sig quote guess, but you're making it REALLY difficult to click that button.

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                        #12
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                        Wow, I used Dead Rising jokingly.
                        The fact that one person would truthfully believe that another person would seriously use fantasy as proof to a statement is sad.
                        You make me laugh.
                        "Dans le veritable amour c'est l'ame, qui enveloppe le corps"

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                          #13
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                          You make me cry. Into a soft-boiled egg. Afterwards, I spit out watermelon seeds. Like this guy:




                          Eiffon Schwapp!
                          Last edited by Perversion; 11-02-2007, 04:50 AM.

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