So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

[The_Real_Crunk]

He found a lump on one of his nuts a few weeks ago. Went to the docter, said it might be cancer. They had some tests done. Tests came back saying theres a 90% chance its cancer, but they cant know for sure until he goes under the knife. I have no idea how they came out with a 90% chance, but then again 85% of all percentages are made up.

So this friday hes going in, and they are gonna slice and dice, and take a look. I told him if they do end up removing it, and ask him about putting a falsie in, to tell them to put a huge one in.

Yeah, it sucks, but he'll pull through. They just gotta check everywhere else now to make sure if it is actually cancer it hasnt spread anywhere else.

[Riotsword]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

That sucks, man. Sorry to hear. But I like your suggestion.

Think he'll do it?

[Nixon]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

If it is malignant, I hope that surgery is all he needs.

[Seraph]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

An old friend of mine had to have a false nut put in when he got kicked in the balls. It has had no real affect on his life as far as I know. Sorry to hear about your dad. I'm sure he will be fine.

[Kire]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

That sucks dude.

I wonder if you're less likely to get nut cancer if you have small balls.

[Toaster]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

Pro Tip:

Give yourself testicle exams regularly. Put life in your own hands and give them some love.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

Yes. I'll let this serve as a reminder.

God bless your dad, Crunk.

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

My girlfriends dog got neutered too early, and now hes all fat and lazy.

If you love your dad at all you'll buy him some neuticles.

[Bon]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

Best of luck to your dad, Crunk.

[ChaosKnightXD]

Re: So a 90% chance my dad will have one of his nuts removed

Ouch thats one of the last places I'd want to get cancer. Best of luck to your dad.