I'm going skydiving - *now with video* (spoiler: I don't die)

[Czechs Mex]

In T minus one hour. Now's your chance to psyche me out.

Update: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PayIlrX_g2A

[Trebsay]

Re: I'm going skydiving

It's been proven 2 out of 5 parachutes are actually a bag full of forks and knifes.

[Gustaff 13]

Re: I'm going skydiving

In T minus one hour. Now's your chance to psyche me out.

You're gonna die. DIE. DIE!



Oh geeze! If he really does die I'm gonna feel terrible...

[Dusk Raven]

Re: I'm going skydiving

You're insane.

Let me know how it feels, plunging through the air, hearing the whistle of the wind and the whisper of death calling your name; the feeling in your stomach that never goes away...!

[Trebsay]

Re: I'm going skydiving

You're insane.

Let me know how it feels, plunging through the air, hearing the whistle of the wind and the whisper of death calling your name; the feeling in your stomach that never goes away...!

Tell me what it's like to write your posts as if you're writing a story.

[facts]

Re: I'm going skydiving

8o% skydivers are killed by people pushing them out of the plane. 10% are killed by parachutes filled with forks and knives. and 10% of people survive.

Have a nice 10% chance of living.

[Lausen]

Re: I'm going skydiving

You're gonna die. DIE. DIE!



Oh geeze! If he really does die I'm gonna feel terrible...

... Well, if you do can I have your computer.

[Trebsay]

Re: I'm going skydiving

8o% skydivers are killed by people pushing them out of the plane. 10% are killed by parachutes filled with forks and knives. and 10% of people survive.

Have a nice 10% chance of living.

Nah, it's more like, 50% chance to get pushed out of the plane, 5% don't know how to open the parachute, 10% chance parachute doesn't open. 20% chance your parachute is just forks and knives. 14% Chance parachute is a 50 pound weight. 1% Chance you make it safely.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: I'm going skydiving

Gloomy wins. I'm heading over there now, so see you guys, it's been fun. If my chute turns out to be forks and knives, rest assured my last words will be

Moooopaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr fiffffffty fivvvvvve!

*hits ground*

*stabbed by forks and knives*

[Caciss]

Re: I'm going skydiving

Have fun falling.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: I'm going skydiving

I'm jealous. I've always wanted to.

[Translucid]

Re: I'm going skydiving

Better bring a laptop and blog it midair

[Nixon]

Re: I'm going skydiving

Let me know if you hit any bugs on the way down.

[H2SO4]

Re: I'm going skydiving

Let me know if you hit any bugs on the way down.

Or birds.

I wonder if that has ever actually happened?

[11Evil Chipmunk]

Re: I'm going skydiving

I'm probably writing this while your whisking down towards your sudden death. Tell me if you wet yourself.