Episode III Review

[RPGD]

http://www.bigfanboy.com/pages/revie...5/sw3/ep3.html

Okay.

[Magus]

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NIGGA PLEASE.



That's a spoiler-heavy summary not a review. I won't read that!!

There've been a bunch of reviews over at AICN ( ) and Kevin Smith had a mean-spirited, fanboyish and spoiler-heavy one up at his site too. Coming-Soon.net's got one as well. There're early reviews all over the place.

And all of 'em pretty positive! Perhaps... too positive. I dunno.

I have a bad feeling about this!

[RPGD]

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I'm no Star Wars fan, but I do have a feeling it'll be an acceptable epilogue to the series' prologue.

At least compared to the last two.

[Magus]

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I'm a pretty big fan, just in case you weren't sure. And no doubt it will be superior to Clones and Phangay. But y'know, that could still be pretty bad. Let's hope it's not.

I mean, "Let's All Geld George!" would've been a better flick than those. And supremely satisfying.

[Funk]

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Magus is right: a movie could be exponentially better than Phantom Menace and Clones and still suck.

[RPGD]

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Can't argue with that. Now, make me a sandwich.

[Denmo]

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You said the N-word Magus.

Now I'll have to hurt you.

[jvrlopez]

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Do you really need spoiler warnings when you consider that all the answers are in the original trilogy?

[BIOHUNTERZ]

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actually he said the slang version so that is totally acceptable!

[jvrlopez]

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OMG RACIST

And the slang of the slang version is, "NIKKA"

[Denmo]

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Lemme get my girlfriend in here to tell you what she thinks of the N word sometime...

[ErikaFuzzbottom]

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Do you really need spoiler warnings when you consider that all the answers are in the original trilogy?

Okay, then tell me. Why did he turn to the dark side?

And I think people are liking this just because of Darth Vader. This is the one my dad was waiting for at least.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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what can i say, the dark is an interesting side to play on. maybe he got board of being good all the time and decided to do something fun for a change?

he just wanted to fit in with pops maybe. we all just want to be loved~

yea...

if they made another movie as bad as the first two, they would have many people dieing on their hands due to their need to end the tortuer.

[Redneck 2000]

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Lemme get my girlfriend in here to tell you what she thinks of the N word sometime...

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she isn't a fan of it.

And Star Wars sucks now. The last 2 have both sucked badly and this one will too. I might rent it on DVD after all my dorky friends go see it and are disappointed.

[Magus]

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I saw some of Episode I again for the first time in six years. My local comic shop was playing its big fat finale. So Natalie Portman is talking about kidnapping the Viceroy, y'know, just obeying the hand in her ass, and Liam Neeson's replying but behind his eyes I see a tinier Liam Neeson banging on his corneas as if they were windows, and he's screaming in terrible pain.

So then I'm reminded of Jar Jar's existence as he somehow leads a whole Gay Pride parade and Jake Lloyd's football face suddenly fills the screen as he jabbers on to R2D2 (WHY is he in the movie again?!) on how to control a starship. Then DARTH MAUL shows up and I'm all like "ALLL RIGHT." But then I quickly see that lightsaber fight does NOT stand the test of time. What a BORING, PEDESTRIAN battle CONSTANTLY interrupted by ****tier, in-no-way-interesting-at-all "battles." This may be the worst edited and choreographed sequence in the history of mankind.

I can't believe we put up with this.