Woman runs over her own legs.

[Denmo]

At McDonalds, no less.

According to Cpl. Pat Mark, a black Chevrolet Blazer, driven by a 53-year-old borough woman, was in the drive-thru lane at McDonald’s around 1:55 p.m. September 28.

“For some unknown reason, her legs were run over by her vehicle,” said Mark. “We are investigating how this accident could’ve happened.”

If she sues, I call bull****.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

...What?

[Vonwert]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

She must have 50 foot legs!

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

how the hell is that even possible? dont you need to have a foot on the gas to make the car go?

[Vonwert]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

Maybe her car is a Transformer?

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

"Bumblebee! Maximize!"

[DK]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

Probably parked too far from the window, went out to grab the food and the car rolled forward.

[Bon]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

I hope she doesn't win her suit.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

If she put it in neutral and it was on a hill. Maybe.

But still. It's really odd.

[The Ice Cream Man]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

Mark said this accident is currently under investigation by police.

What is there to investigate? Who are they going to interrogate, God?

[Chad]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

Maybe someone ELSE was involved. If only there was some sort of super lawyer / investigator.

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

Someone like...

[facts]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

More like Phoenix Wright, he deals with cases like this all the time... perhaps someone was hoping she would decide to lay down under the car.

[neobi]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

how the hell is that even possible? dont you need to have a foot on the gas to make the car go?

Umm ever heard of your idle speed. I had a car that idled at 20 once.

[Duel]

Re: Woman runs over her own legs.

She's crazy