worst video game quotes ever

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

i saw this topic at the mag and decided to port it here to see what you guys got. here is a link to the original topic at the mag.

http://www.rpgmmag.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5051


worst for me was the horribly out of place line from DMC.

Dante: "i should be the one to fill your dark soul with light <voice cracks>"

ive never laughed so hard at such an ending in all my life. here is a video to prove my point. the scene is midway through so you can skip most of the crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPYsLZwhxE

[jvrlopez]

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Let the RE quotes begin.

[marcus]

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Any of you who were (un)fortunate enough to play Monster Party as a kid will recognize it as the most quotable game ever.

Imockery even says so!

Seriously, some of my favorite quotes:

"Sorry! I'm dead." -A boss that's... dead. You automatically win the fight for obvious reasons.

"Look out baby! Here I come!" -A boss that happens to be a slug that's having sex with a giant onion ring...

"Welcome! Entrance to hell." -Death says this.

"The beauty of the star made his eyes moist." -The intro

[Chad]

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"the"

[Misty]

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Crustyrailgun tipped me about the Zero Wing game for the Sega Genesis--which had some of the WORST translation mistakes ever.

"Somebody set us up the bomb!"

"All your base are belong to us."



And here's two classic doozies from Adventure of Link.

"If all else fails, use Fire."

"I am error."

[Kire]

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In one of the Dynasty Warriors games, the leader of the Yellow Turban Rebelion exclaimed, "YOU FLAMING IDIOTS!!!" in a hilarious voice. My fav game voice acting of all time.

[Red Dragon]

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Crustyrailgun tipped me about the Zero Wing game for the Sega Genesis--which had some of the WORST translation mistakes ever.

"Somebody set us up the bomb!"

"All your base are belong to us."

GREATEST QUOTES IN THE WORLD!!!

[Duel]

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"FOR GREAT JUSTICE!"

[marcus]

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Honestly, the greatest videogame quotes come from the hentai games... but I can't post any for obvious reasons. Still, head over to somethingawful and look at their anime reviews section for some terrible engrish.

[Trebsay]

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Monster Hunter:

MMMMM... Look's Tasty

[jase]

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THE BUTTONS!
-Sonic Pinball
Uh oh! The truck have started to move!
-Metal Gear

[Misty]

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GREATEST QUOTES IN THE WORLD!!!

Words to live by in the history of video gaming.

[Kire]

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I had a good feeling!

[DarkwingChuck]

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Basically all the dialogue in The Legend of Dragoon.
"Tut, such a trifle wound."

"Dart: Just kidding....Tut!
Lavitz: I heard that! What is that tut about!?"

"Mr. So-and-so might come back injured at any moment."

Dart: Huff huff huff!
Lavitz: This is the second time you saved my life.
Dart: Huff, huff, I was just around.
Lavitz: Even though that was the case, I was lucky you were around, Dart. It'll be a long relationship we will have.
Dart: Yup. That's right.
Shana: Excuse me, you guys! Don't leave me like that!

"Their anger turned to a flame of fury, and a gust of wind blew throughout the land, spreading the flame to a blazing fire. The flame was Emperor Diaz."

[DK]

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You were almost a jibble sandwich.