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    because Americans are stupid

    so they're remaking "A Tale of Two Sisters", one of my favorite movies of all time. the original was a beautiful, disturbing masterpiece that is, to this day, one of the scariest movies I've ever seen. so that means it's going to be remade or something.

    "Part of our job in trying to translate movies like this to an American audience is to clarify the narrative substantially so that it's understandable to the Western audience, but not lose that certain edge of ambiguity that makes Asian cinema really fascinating," says Parkes.

    For anyone who has seen the original, you know that there is an unexpected twist at the end of the film that makes it especially chilling. The isolation of Bowen Island (it is a heavily forested area, a boat ride from Vancouver, and the mansion itself is completely locked away from other residences) adds to the suspense and loneliness of the story. "Well, I love the setting. I think it really, to film a place like this, you can, you can't really go wrong," smiles Menzies.
    I guess because American audiences should never have to, you know, think about things. it took two viewings for things to click for me with that movie, and the experience was so much richer because the movie didn't spell things out for you, it got under your skin and stayed with you. and I can very much already tell that this is not going to be the case with the American version. despite starring the very lovely Emily Browning (who I would sell away all my possessions to **** the **** out of), I just get a very bad feeling. the same bad feeling I get every time I think about the (thankfully) canceled "Oldboy" remake, or the "Battle Royale" remake currently in production.
    someone has to stop this, but who's a bad enough dude?

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    Josh post hurt head. Much words.
    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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      all that matters is the "**** the **** out of" part.

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        A Tale Of Two Sisters is a "perfect" movie, and with it being one of my all time favorites, I'm against a remake. I just hope they keep the original music score.
        The "asian-horror-remake-to-hollywood-cinema" trend is far from over. "One Missed Call" is coming soon, starring Shannon Sossamon, and "The Eye" starring Jessica Alba is in production.
        If any of you have comcast on demand, there's a bunch of asian horror movies available for free. The Eye 2, The Grudge 2, One Missed Call 1 & 2, and Pulse.

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          really? I haven't seen them anywhere. are they on FearNet?
          yeah. "One Missed Call" and "the Eye" are two of my favorite Asian horror movies. the trailer for "One Missed Call" makes the thing look like an abomination, and I haven't seen anything but a few production shots for "the Eye". needless to say, it'll be balls.

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            Originally posted by josh View Post
            all that matters is the "**** the **** out of" part.
            that was my winning line to. ill second that comment and raise you a, er, well lets leave it at that.

            Thank you Ωbright for the sig fix!
            Card Three is released! You can find it here!

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              josh hates our freedom.

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                I thought One Missed Call was too derivative of Ringu.

                I just hope they don't do a Cursed remake. They'd just ruin it too.

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                  I just watched "Tale of Two Sisters" and wow, crazy weird.

                  You really have no idea what is going on through most of the movie, till the end, and even then it is up in the air as for certain parts.

                  But I liked it.

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                    They should do a remake of Uzumaki. It didn't really have a plot so as long as they fill it with freaky spiral visuals they can't really screw it up.
                    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                      is battle royale where they take all the high school kids on an island and they all fight to the death...if so that movie was awesome.

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