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    You Got Laser Gun

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm...name_page.html

    Link ripped off from KingSpoom.

    ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

    #2
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    Set your phasers for democracy!
    Lil' Bean is here!

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      #3
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      Intolerable burning sensation!

      Sounds like Trojan: Warm Sensations to me.
      ...and that's why.

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        #4
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        About time. You'd think considering the idea was made some 50 years ago, they would've made them a little sooner.
        "What if like...there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they're the opposite gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there."

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          #5
          Re: You Got Laser Gun

          I thought this article was a fake at first, until I read One weapon,known as ADS, produces an intolerable burning sensation on skin, repelling victims without any injury. It could soon be used in Iraq.

          Turns out this really isn't a laser gun. Having read about and posted articles about this weapon before, it uses microwaves to disperse large crowds of people, making them feel like they're on fire. Given the amount of radiation involved, I have many reservations to its safety and supposed 'non-lethal' status. Even still, that article was a joke and probably the reason it was posted.

          Not a laser gun, no, but if a cop ever used it on me, I'd shoot the bastard the first chance I got afterwards.
          The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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            #6
            Re: You Got Laser Gun

            It's about time someone realized.

            ~Updates weekly on Sundays~

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