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    It keeps coming.

    Two more.

    Series 168.43 by Perversion
    Find The Pond by Kittykicker

    I'd like to say something about any possible future garbage contests.

    "Big empty field" games will be banned if there is ever another garbage contest. I know you guys think it's a great idea to have me wander around a field looking for something, but it's pointless. See, there's this thing about RPGM3's fields. if there is ANYTHING to be seen in a field, it's easy to find if there's no hills. once you find the corner of the field, you can find the center just by turning around and walking for a certain amount of time (it's different with each character, but I know all the speeds). you then walk in a circle of a certain size around the center point, and rotate the camera. if your circle is the right size, you will be able to see everything on the field less than 2 minutes from finding the corner. So with this, I can easily find anything on the field. anything at all. and it doesnt annoy me at all.

    No games will be penalized for it in this contest, but it won't be allowed in the future.

    A thing about me reviewing garbage games: when I play them, I constantly think of ways they could be made worse, more annoying... just overall better garbage entries. the more I can think of, the worse your score is. Both games reviewed in this update had me thinking of a lot of things that could be done to improve them. One of them has a very low score. the other actually did pretty well because it didnt completely rely on the big empty field thing.
    Last edited by Valkysas; 08-17-2007, 10:28 PM.




    #2
    Re: It keeps coming.

    Originally posted by from Valk's review
    Knowing perversion (This was the second if his entries I played, right after pure tedium), the game might take several actual days to end.
    I'm not THAT much of a sadist, Valk. The game takes only 20 modes to finish, with each mode being a complete day/night cycle...which, if my calculations are correct, would take about 7 hours to finish.

    Also, there IS something to do on the field map. I put 6 invisible events that if you wander around for long enough, you can possibly find. Your discovery of the "tomatoes" message was not due to it turning to evening; it was one of the invisible events. If you manage to find all 6, you even get a message congratulating you. And the game ends on a satisfying note if you play all the way through...the hero grows old and dies.

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      #3
      Re: It keeps coming.

      Well, I hope you can forgive me for not waiting seven hours.



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        #4
        Re: It keeps coming.

        Yup.

        They're both Garbage!

        No Pond??

        Was there an outhouse anywhere?

        Any facilities of that sort??

        If not - Perhaps you would make your own Pond eventually...

        MOO!




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          #5
          Re: It keeps coming.

          Next contest valk do you want other people to help judge? I can only imagine how painful and time-consuming it must be to go through all these garbage games. I'd be willing to help judge games in the future and take some of the load of your shoulders.

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            #6
            Re: It keeps coming.

            Aren't you glad Perversion submitted three entries.
            My kind of life’s no better off
            If I’ve got the map or if I’m lost.

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