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    ROOMMATES!!

    OK, I can be pretty judgmental upon first impressions, but this is just over the top.

    I renewed my lease on this place (because it's nice, my own bathroom and I don't share leases with other roommates). My first group of roommates were all black, kept to themselves mostly, and we had no problem. It was pretty cool, and the place stayed quiet. The most squabble we had was who does the dishes or takes the trash out.

    But 2 of them left and didn't renew their lease, so they left room for 2 more.

    A while back, I got a call from my new roommates, and judging by the voice left on my voicemail, I knew immediately I wouldn't like them. Why? Because they sounded like white Greek drunkies.

    Of course I would feel bad if they showed up today and it was the total opposite, but it's not.

    I got home from work 30 minutes ago, and was greeted to not one, not two, but 3 SUV's parked out front, each with their own Jesus/football/Greek stickers on them.

    Upon entering, I noticed stolen traffic signs were now decorating the once barren walls.

    The TV was turned on to ESPN with the volume up. No one was watching it.

    Then I was greeted to my first roommate. Then his friend. Then his girlfriend.

    Then I met my next roommate. They're both high school chums. How nice.

    As soon as I got to my room and shut the door, they turned on the BassMaster 3000 and started shaking the fresh paint off the walls.



    OK, maybe I'm still being a bit too judgmental.

    Maybe.

    But I will NOT be surprised in the least if in the next few weeks this house gets turned upside-down by a wild drinking party, or I come home to a bunch of stoned people I've never seen before.

    Why did my nice, quiet roommates have to leave?

    Edit: Scratch that, I've already got drunks hanging around. In fact, someone came to my door as if it was his room.
    Last edited by Denmo; 08-10-2007, 10:09 PM.
    ...and that's why.

    #2
    Re: ROOMMATES!!

    Hang out at Kirin's place.
    The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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      #3
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      Kill them.

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        #4
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        You must learn to speak their language...When they're passed out drunk put them in the back seat of your car and drive them several states out and leave them in a cornfield somewhere, naked.

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          #5
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          Originally posted by The Ice Cream Man View Post
          You must learn to speak their language...When they're passed out drunk put them in the back seat of your car and drive them several states out and leave them in a cornfield somewhere, naked.
          With their wrist's and ankles tied together, and write dumb comments on their backs with crazy clue.

          ~~Vandal KING~~

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            #6
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            Here are some options

            Sabotage there stuff.

            Steal from them and then use it to break lease then move.

            Underage right? Call a 3 digit number on em and blame the crazy neighbor that smells like spoiled milk.

            Or you could always just talk to them about it... but where's the fun in that.
            Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

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              #7
              Re: ROOMMATES!!

              I'm not that proactive.

              I plan on hanging out at Kirin's place, but it's not like that's my 24/7 sanctuary.


              Dear lord, I know they're moving in n'all, but isn't it bad form to invite all your friends and start playing drinking games in the main area?
              ...and that's why.

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                #8
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                It is college, right? This shouldn't be a surprise, right?

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                  #9
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                  It's college, but it's the worst kind of college roommates I can imagine.
                  ...and that's why.

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                    #10
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                    Hmmm...you've never had a dorm-room roommate who used to yank his alarm clock out of the wall by the cord when he woke up late, and proceeded to smash it against the wall for 5 minutes. Nor did you have this same roommate who went psycho and smashed a full coffeepot against the wall and ceiling, and had to be held down by four people to calm him down.

                    Yeah, I see what you mean. Drunk stoner frat boys are annoying.

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                      #11
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                      Originally posted by Perversion View Post
                      Hmmm...you've never had a dorm-room roommate who used to yank his alarm clock out of the wall by the cord when he woke up late, and proceeded to smash it against the wall for 5 minutes. Nor did you have this same roommate who went psycho and smashed a full coffeepot against the wall and ceiling, and had to be held down by four people to calm him down.

                      Yeah, I see what you mean. Drunk stoner frat boys are annoying.
                      I would have just whupped his ass. That calms people down extremely fast, and they think twice about acting out like that again ^_^

                      ~~Vandal KING~~

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                        #12
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                        But see, psycho roommate and druggie roommate can be dealt with under the lease I have.

                        Frat boys are only borderline breaking the rules. There's nothing I can do about them. They're like gnats.

                        Besides that their parents are rich enough to pay off any bad thing they do. So what's the point?
                        Last edited by Denmo; 08-10-2007, 11:01 PM.
                        ...and that's why.

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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Smurtle View Post
                          Kill them.
                          I think Smurtle is on to something here. You get rid of the room mates and you get a place to live for free. Its a win win.
                          PSN: KingJamos

                          Add me... I'll wait.

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                            #14
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                            Make sure you have a good strong lock on your room. Or two. Wait...


                            THREE HUGE DEADBOLTS.

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                              #15
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                              abandon toilet paper, and start using the corners of everything in the house. counters, walls, doors...

                              they'll leave soon after, I imagine.
                              Last edited by Valkysas; 08-10-2007, 11:28 PM.



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