Man does Plastic Surgery for iPhone

[Denmo]

http://northdenvernews.com/content/view/922/2

"From my old Treo, to my Blackberry, to this new iPhone, I had a hard time hitting the right buttons, and I always lost those little styluses," explains Martel. "Sure, the procedure was expensive, but when I think of all the time I save by being able to use modern handhelds so much faster, I really think the surgery will pay for itself in ten to fifteen years. And what it's saving me in frustration - that's priceless."

[Magus]

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[Valkysas]

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... they make things that go on your thumbs for people with that problem. what a dumbass.

I want pictures.

[Alex]

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On the Sally show I saw this guy whose friend paid him to get breast implants and he did and he ended up liking them and kept them for novelty.

I thought this article would be something like that.

[IRC]

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That's retarded Smurtle. I dare you to do it.

[Jamos]

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I will steal a line from Ryner and say, this is a new low for humanity.

[Sezjeuric]

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Freak

[Alex]

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I'll whittle down my thumbs for an iPhone any day, if anybody's willing to front the surgery expenses.

[The Ice Cream Man]

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The title of this topic was misleading. I thought the guy performed plastic surgery on somebody in exchange for an iPhone. Still weird though.

[Vandal KING]

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I can't wait to hear this moron scream, "WRRRRRRYYYYYY???!!!" when they make a cell phone that's in your brain. This'll be a waste of money, and he'll have to live with weird looking hands.

*looks down at girlie soft, slender fingers*

<_<
>_>

My point still stands that getting surgery just to use a, soon to be outdated, piece of junk like the iPhone is clearly stupid.

[Alex]

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Soon to be outdated?

[Vandal KING]

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Soon to be outdated?

They already talking about the iPhone Nano, IIRC. And the iPhone is nothing but pretty garbage anyway. I'm ashamed that I wanted one too.

[Denmo]

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iPhone nano would mean another finger shrinking operation.

[Vandal KING]

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iPhone nano would mean another finger shrinking operation.

Then why not shrink your fingers then? lol

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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god people are dumb. why alter your body just so you can use a technological device? i cant even imagine what he has lost by doing this, it may not be apparent now but in 15 years it will be vividly clear he made a mistake that he probably cant fix.