We're having a beauty pageant.

[Valkysas]

Really. In the free forum. ARE YOU PRETTY ENOUGH?

Male or female, feel free to enter. its just stupid fun. the topic is sticky. thus ontop of the free forum. it's easy to see. because it's sticky.

I don't have a garbage contest update. It's been hot as hell the last week and my time on a computer is extremely limited. I do most of my internet stuff on a dreamcast browser. I can't type up reviews on a dreamcast. text entry limit, and all.

To make up for this, the physical prize has been upgraded. also, there will be first, second, and third place prizes.

[IRC]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

I'm not pretty enough.

[Valkysas]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

Pretty enough to beat nash, I think. Don't you want to be able to have a flower under your username that lets everyone know that you're prettier than nash?

[IRC]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

Well it's not like that says much.

[Valkysas]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

well, I changed the prize icon. it can now be any graphic the winner wants, within certain size restraints. more info in free forum.

[Rodak]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

well, I changed the prize icon. it can now be any graphic the winner wants, within certain size restraints. more info in free forum.

What if I want a picture of Nash smiling?

[IRC]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

Then you would be the most horrible person alive.

[Valkysas]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

Rodak, if nash says its okay, you can do that.

[Biggie]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

How about Nash wearing a towel and nothing but?

[thetruecoolness]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

How about Nash wearing a towel and nothing but?

How about no? I believe that is the correct answer.

Well I know I'm not one of the beautiful people, so I think I'll not be entering.

[Rodak]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

I would be glad to enter... but The Gods have forbidden me to show my True Face online!

If I did so it would upset the delicate Cosmic Balance of The Universe!

The Gravitational Constant would INVERT!!

All matter would fly apart starting at the sub-atomic level, possibly resulting in another Big Bang!!

In fact, if time is Infinite, then it must also be cyclical in a sense. Therefore it is quite likely that The Big Bang which started this Universe was caused by my previous incarnation posting it's picture on this forum sometime in the distant past.

Therefore, by not participating, I am actually keeping The Universe safe!!

I could post a picture with a giant muffin on my face if it would help.

The Gods have approved that.

[Valkysas]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

world didnt end when you posted a picture before. or did it? are we all dead right now? would a second picture posting erase our very souls?

I thank you for being so considerate of our well-being.

[Rodak]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

world didnt end when you posted a picture before. or did it? are we all dead right now? would a second picture posting erase our very souls?

I thank you for being so considerate of our well-being.

Wait...

Do you remember that picture??

I could post a picture with a giant muffin on my face if it would help.

The Gods have approved that.

The previously posted image (and still in the photo topic somewhere!) WAS the one with the muffin on my face! It has the Approval of The Gods, so it's OK for me to have posted that one.

I only show my face on ***** web sites!

Nobody looks at those sites anyhow, so The Universe is Safe.

[The Toecutter]

Re: We're having a beauty pageant.

I'd have entered would I have returned a few hours earlier. Skylean should have entered; I bet she would have won.