sandwich update

[Valkysas]

I'm keeping the sandwich under my bed, still in it's box until we can replace the battery on the video camera so I can tape me tasting it, and then throwing it on my roof as per nixon's instructions.

[Nixon]

:lol

I'll bet it's all moldy and gross by now! I would just throw it on the roof.

[neobi]

yeah don't get sick over it.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Uhh... not to seem out of the loop here, but I don't think I heard about the sandwich at all. o_o

What about a sandwich?

[Kefka Jr.]

You could keep it in a small refrigerator under your bed.

Or keep it under your bed, and put the bed in a large refrigerator.

[RPGD]

Recently, in some random food topic, Nixon decided to send a sandwich to Paul. She did so, and he's had it for a while now.

[Nixon]

In funk's chik-fil-a topic in the free forum, he joked about having me mail him a chicken sandwich. I said I would, but it would be bad before it reached him.

Then Valk mentioned that he wished someone would mail him a sandwich.

Since my parents used to mail eachother food (ex: my dad mailed my mom a postcard that was actually written on a pancake), I decided I should probably be the one to take him up on that request/wish.

Plus, while I have mailed things to other people around the world, I've never mailed a sandwich to anyone. Now I can say that I have!

In return, I asked that he throw the sandwich on his roof.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Mmm, sammich. :lol

We should start an official pavilion chain sammich. Someone can mail someone else a piece of bread. Then the receiver can add something to the sammich and mail it to another pavvie. Then that pavvie can add something else and send it on! And on! AND ON.

And by the time it reaches the original sender it'll be ancient and moldy and have icky things crawling all over it. :D

[Nixon]

Problem is, the post office is pretty picky with perishable food items, and mailing stuff between the US and Canada means you have to fill out customs forms and declare the contents each time. If they have a problem with the moldy sandwich, guess who they would hassle? The person sending it.

I was lucky and I always mail stuff through the same post office/clerk. So when I showed up with a little sandwich sized box that smelled like a sandwich, Henry didn't bat an eye.

Also, as I mentioned in the other topic, I insured the sandwich for $50.00, because that usually helps make sure it arrives in one piece and isn't messed with.

VALK, PLEASE DO NOT EAT THAT SANDWICH! O_O I don't want to make you sick.

[The_Real_Crunk]

It could always give him super powers or something.

[Nixon]

It's only peanut butter and jelly. It would take rotten tuna or chicken to have that sort of effect, I think.

[Valkysas]

I was only gonna lick it.

but okay, up on the roof it goes.

but I'll wait until a lot of people are outside to do it.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Problem is, the post office is pretty picky with perishable food items, and mailing stuff between the US and Canada means you have to fill out customs forms and declare the contents each time. If they have a problem with the moldy sandwich, guess who they would hassle? The person sending it.

I was just kidding, Nix. I didn't think it was possible at all, it was just a funny idea. :lol

One time I mailed five tubs of candy to the US and I had no problems.

Then I mailed Aznable two pens shaped like syringes filled with blood and the lady at the post office forgot to put a customs sticker on it (I didn't realize this until after it was mailed. D'OH!). He never got them, and I mailed them at the beginning of March, so I'm pretty sure customs seized them and thinks I'm a terrorist. :p

[Valkysas]

for kicks back in the anthrax scares, I tried mailing myself a normal envelope filled with baby powder (if you tapped the envelope, little white clouds would come out). I never got it.

[Nixon]

I mailed a cel to Germany that kept getting refused by customs for no good reason at all. I even showed the postmaster what was in the box, exactly how it was packaged, and that there was no legitimate reason ever given to me for it being refused. Customs didn't even open/examine it, it was just flat out refused for no reason.

So then I tried mailing it in a flat cardboard thingy instead of in a real box and the dude got it in like 6 days. Stupid post office.

[The Toecutter]

for kicks back in the anthrax scares, I tried mailing myself a normal envelope filled with baby powder (if you tapped the envelope, little white clouds would come out). I never got it.

That's awesome. :lol

[Funk]

:lol

I can't wait to see how this sandwich adventure turns out!

[Mikochan]

he still has the damn thing under his bed. its still sealed in the sandwich bag. he says its very special because it hasnt started to dry out or show it's age in any way.

[Nixon]

That's weird, because it's just an ordinary PB&J sandwich.

Maybe it's a miracle sandwich. He can sell it on eBay for thousands of dollars.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Someone should paint a holy image on it before it goes on the roof. Then Valk can say that the Miracle Sandwich (tm) landed from outer space one day and resides on top of his house. :p

[The_Real_Crunk]

Cut out a small peice of cardborad in the shape of george bushs head and leave it on top of the sandwich, then put it under a light for a long time. It might eventaully leave an indent or bleach the color out of the bread around it.

Then sell it on Ebay. :lol