A snake bit me!

[Owl of Parliament]

I was gathering firewood.....And.....I don't know what happend but somebody has to suck the poison out.

[Funk]

Where were you bit?

*climbs a tree and scouts for polar bears*

[SirTMagus]

Is it too late to suck on you?

[Owl of Parliament]

Unfortunately yes, I found my coconut. So I'm good.