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[Dreamknight]

"Oh I was really nervous when I first got on the island and was introduced to my tribe! The first thing that I had noticed was that I was among some of the most popular people on the site and immediately I started to have doubts. But you know what? I still gotta give it a shot and show these guys I can win this, yeah!"

DREAMKNIGHT
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[SirTMagus]

"My first thought was, man, where am I gonna go to the bathroom? How will I... how will I wipe? I mean, one square's never enough. How is one LEAF gonna be enough?

"I hope I find enough leaves."

MAGUS
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Owl of Parliament]

"When I first arrived, I dropped to my knees and thanked god that I wasn't stuck on an island with simple man."

Owl of Parliament
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[gray]

"i'm sexually attracted to everyone on my team!"

[Big Rick Cook]

"I became incredibly concerned when I first saw my tribe-mates, as several of them have a terribly critical eye and often disagree with me. I don't know or can't even guess who might be the first to go, but I'm determined it won't be me!

Also, that gray character seems to be leering at all of us in a suggestive manner."

[altoecko]

"I smuggled a wad of toilet paper in using a plastic bag and my ass, the irony of it all still has me giggling. I may resort to selling it."

[Denmo]

"Was I supposed to land on the island clothed? Probably. But I wanted to let everyone know I was ready for anything."

[Dreamknight]

"Right away Magus built this like, great hut! He asked people if they wanted to live in it but I wasn't too sure. I mean one time I was on a subway with him and things were going fine until he saw a poster for the movie Disturbia, he was overcome with hatred and I thought he was going to get violent! Seeing as I doubted he was a big fan of Gilligan's Island and could be reminded of that at any point here I figured I should build my own hut, and probably a coconut generator."

DREAMKNIGHT
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Maijo]

I love how the Lawla-Lawla Tribe acts so oblivious to the game and has fun around every turn with it

while the Keke-Keke Tribe seems to be in a constant state of paranoia.


It's just crazy how different the two tribes act.

[gray]

OH MY ****ING CHRIST, HE'S ON TO US! SCATTER!!!

[Denmo]

"Who would I vote off first? Can I say that publicly?

...

I can? Well, I can't really say. The Lawla-Lawla Tribe has some pretty good people in it... if I was in the Keke-Keke tribe this would be a no-brainer.

Buuuuut if I had to pick, it'd be-" *gets interrupted for cheap laughs and sake of show's suspence*

[SirTMagus]

"Man, my hut's the bomb-diggity. It looks a bit plain though doesn't it? I think I oughtta decorate it. Really make it the House of Magus, y'know?

"I once read an article about Leonardo Dicaprio and his crib and what it had in it! If memory serves, the article said he had a Playstation 2 in every room! Every room in the house!

"Hm? What am I gonna have in every room of my house? Well it's only one room and there's not much in the way of electronic entertainment here so I'm thinking of scavenging the island for some toothpicks and Scotch tape so I can build my own PS2.

"Ha! BURN."

MAGUS
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Funk]

*burns Magus' stash of movies*

You won't be needing those.

*knocks a crab out with a coconut*

*strips naked and hangs out underneath a palm tree*

Stuck on an island with my anti-wife, huh?

*wipes aloe vera on his bug bites*

[Owl of Parliament]

I've been here for about two days now. But who can really tell? It feels like forever. I'm beginning to miss home, mainly because this island is a total sausage fest, quite the predicament. Fortunately I was able to find a solution by carving a hole into a coconut. Unfortunately, someone stole my coconut in the middle of the night, I really miss her, I gave her a name and everything. I suspect it might be in the House of M, I'm going to wait until Magus goes out for more toothpicks to investigate. I miss you Ginger....I'll find out who did this.

Owl of Parliament
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[altoecko]

"I found a coconut the other day! I had heard about how you crack them open and drink the juice. I didn't think coconut juice was so salty though."

[Funk]

"Denethor's feet are starting to smell. I wish he'd wash them.

I'm starting to miss Blackberry. I tried to construct a duplicate of her from twigs and cotton but to no avail. I just couldn't find enough cotton to stuff into the duplicate's chest.

I also made friends with a centipede today, but accidentally crushed him during a nap. Sometimes that's just how friendships go."

Funk
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Big Rick Cook]

I've been wandering for a good three days, ingratiating myself with the local flora and fauna. I made a friend in the jungle today! I thought at first he might be a cannibal when he bit into my wrist, but it turned out to be a starving hairless ape. I've named him Munkhey, thinking he might grow to like our haggard civilization with a stylized spelling.

Then he threw feces at me. I saw Magus collecting the feces later; I'm not sure what he planned to do with it, but I once saw a movie where a guy did it with a pile of poop, and Magus has seen a lot of movies, too, so I wonder...

Big Rick Cook
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[SirTMagus]

"Hey, tonight is the vote isn't it? Aw jeez. I just wanna apologize for the poop. I had Taco Bell the previous evening and it was just... it was just too much...

"Oh by Taco Bell I mean rocks.

Rocks that taste better than Taco Bell."

MAGUS
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Dreamknight]

"The first elimination happened tonight and earlier in the week me, Magus and Den all agreed to vote for Funk because he had won the game last time and we wanted to give somebody else a shot. Everything was going great but then I had heard that somebody wanted me off the island!!

*tears up*

"What did I do? I went through the trouble of having this coconut camera set up here for us to speak do cause the studio is too stupid and cheap to afford real ones and this is my thanks? Someone's against me, and I'm going to find out!"

[SirTMagus]

"So Funk was voted off the island. Good riddance, I say. Funk was the happiest guy around here. And y'know what? I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE. You could give the man a black eye and he'd still find a reason to give you 5 bucks. Plus, he's getting married. And he likes X-Men 3!

"X-MEN THREE!!

"Unforgivable.

"But you know what makes me happy?

"This picture I posted in the other topic:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t83/sirtmagus2/1181448766322.gif

"Haha, weee!! Look at him go!"

MAGUS
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Owl of Parliament]

I got a vote last elimination round, this worries me. I think perhaps I might have gotten voted because I haven't really been pitching in around the island, or putting forth an effort to get to know my fellow cast aways. It could be the whole having relations with a coconut and snooping around other peoples domiciles thing as well. To make up for it, I built a canoe out of a hollow dead tree that used to be Funks old bed and paddled out to a small island where the fishing is fantastic! I caught a lot of red snapper using a stick and my own hair as fishing line, took the fish back to camp and made pan fried red snapper fillet for everybody.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2358317/2/istockphoto_2358317_red_snapper.jpg
Owl of Parliament
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[altoecko]

"I don't want to get the axe. :(

"Getting immunity in the first week was one of the most unlucky things that could have happened.

"I just hope people realize where their allies are."

[gray]

"without funk, my life has no meaning. THIS ISLAND IS HALLOW AND EMPTY! THE FUNK HAS GONE OUT OF OUR WOOOOOOOOOORLD!"

[Denmo]

"Apparently there's some big secret clique going on that I haven't heard about...

I guess that means I'm not in it? :(

Oh well, when all is said and done, if I'm voted out next I can at least say I had fun for a few rounds.

Not like those other guys. *chuckles*"