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[DK]

"Oh I was really nervous when I first got on the island and was introduced to my tribe! The first thing that I had noticed was that I was among some of the most popular people on the site and immediately I started to have doubts. But you know what? I still gotta give it a shot and show these guys I can win this, yeah!"

DREAMKNIGHT
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Magus]

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"My first thought was, man, where am I gonna go to the bathroom? How will I... how will I wipe? I mean, one square's never enough. How is one LEAF gonna be enough?

"I hope I find enough leaves."

MAGUS
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Owl of Parliament]

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"When I first arrived, I dropped to my knees and thanked god that I wasn't stuck on an island with simple man."

Owl of Parliament
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[gray]

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"i'm sexually attracted to everyone on my team!"

[Big Rick Cook]

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"I became incredibly concerned when I first saw my tribe-mates, as several of them have a terribly critical eye and often disagree with me. I don't know or can't even guess who might be the first to go, but I'm determined it won't be me!

Also, that gray character seems to be leering at all of us in a suggestive manner."

[altoecko]

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"I smuggled a wad of toilet paper in using a plastic bag and my ass, the irony of it all still has me giggling. I may resort to selling it."

[Denmo]

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"Was I supposed to land on the island clothed? Probably. But I wanted to let everyone know I was ready for anything."

[DK]

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"Right away Magus built this like, great hut! He asked people if they wanted to live in it but I wasn't too sure. I mean one time I was on a subway with him and things were going fine until he saw a poster for the movie Disturbia, he was overcome with hatred and I thought he was going to get violent! Seeing as I doubted he was a big fan of Gilligan's Island and could be reminded of that at any point here I figured I should build my own hut, and probably a coconut generator."

DREAMKNIGHT
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Maijo]

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I love how the Lawla-Lawla Tribe acts so oblivious to the game and has fun around every turn with it

while the Keke-Keke Tribe seems to be in a constant state of paranoia.


It's just crazy how different the two tribes act.

[gray]

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OH MY ****ING CHRIST, HE'S ON TO US! SCATTER!!!

[Denmo]

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"Who would I vote off first? Can I say that publicly?

...

I can? Well, I can't really say. The Lawla-Lawla Tribe has some pretty good people in it... if I was in the Keke-Keke tribe this would be a no-brainer.

Buuuuut if I had to pick, it'd be-" *gets interrupted for cheap laughs and sake of show's suspence*

[Magus]

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"Man, my hut's the bomb-diggity. It looks a bit plain though doesn't it? I think I oughtta decorate it. Really make it the House of Magus, y'know?

"I once read an article about Leonardo Dicaprio and his crib and what it had in it! If memory serves, the article said he had a Playstation 2 in every room! Every room in the house!

"Hm? What am I gonna have in every room of my house? Well it's only one room and there's not much in the way of electronic entertainment here so I'm thinking of scavenging the island for some toothpicks and Scotch tape so I can build my own PS2.

"Ha! BURN."

MAGUS
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[Funk]

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*burns Magus' stash of movies*

You won't be needing those.

*knocks a crab out with a coconut*

*strips naked and hangs out underneath a palm tree*

Stuck on an island with my anti-wife, huh?

*wipes aloe vera on his bug bites*

[Owl of Parliament]

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I've been here for about two days now. But who can really tell? It feels like forever. I'm beginning to miss home, mainly because this island is a total sausage fest, quite the predicament. Fortunately I was able to find a solution by carving a hole into a coconut. Unfortunately, someone stole my coconut in the middle of the night, I really miss her, I gave her a name and everything. I suspect it might be in the House of M, I'm going to wait until Magus goes out for more toothpicks to investigate. I miss you Ginger....I'll find out who did this.

Owl of Parliament
Lawla-Lawla Tribe

[altoecko]

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"I found a coconut the other day! I had heard about how you crack them open and drink the juice. I didn't think coconut juice was so salty though."