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    oh wow, I puked on my phone.

    my god, it's 5 AM, I havent been to bed yet, I have a pounding headache, my stomach is killing me, my back hurts, my neck hurts, my jaw hurts. I cant get comfortable, I can't stay still without my whole body hurting.

    it ****ing sucks.

    why the hell was the phone on the floor anyways? I've been putting off getting a new one, this kind of forces me to.

    I'll spare you guys photos of the mess. I was going to take some, but the camera's all the way downstairs.

    laugh at me.

    EDIT: and yes, I'm letting the mess sit there for now. I'm not fond of the phone OR the rug it's sitting on. no loss.
    Last edited by Valkysas; 07-17-2007, 05:30 AM.



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    #2
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    You need a hug.
    The unnecessary felling of a tree, perhaps the growth of centuries, seems to me a crime little short of murder." ~ Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
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      *calls Valk*
      The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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        #4
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        How acidic is the puke?

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          #5
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          I'd give you a hug, but I'm too far away.

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            #6
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            He doesn't need a hug. Man needs a rug.
            "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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              #7
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              Well, I hope you're feeling better now.

              If your phone still works, you can tell people you're talking to them on the "toilet phone."
              Eat Smello.

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                #8
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                It must my fault.

                Have you been playing those garbage games I made??

                Or looking at my recent animations??

                That stuff makes me want to throw up!!

                Rest.

                Heal.

                Find something WORTH puking over!!

                MOO!




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                  #9
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                  Yeah get well soon, I hope your ok.

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                    #10
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                    Take some pepto bismol.

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                      #11
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                      I assumed from the title that you were on the phone with someone and they said something so revolting you spontaneously vomited all over it. I can't decide if the actual events are more or less amusing. But sorry to hear your feeling so crummy.
                      I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                        Oh man... Last time I got drunk I started puking and friend gives me this garbage can so I can just puke my guts out. So im sitting there in a drunken stupor an I feel that the metal can is grated. And I'm like "Why the hell am I puking in this trash can? Won't it go through the holes?" Man.. I tell you being drunk is funny.

                        But being sick ain't. Get well soon Valk.

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                          #13
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                          HA HA HA HA

                          Puking is one of those things that's really funny conceptually, but really God damn awful when it's actually going on.

                          I'm sorry, Valk.
                          Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 07-17-2007, 01:31 PM.

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                            #14
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                            Aw, get better, Valk.

                            I'd donate my phone to you but mine is a piece of crap that deserves to be puked on as well.

                            Being sick is the worst thing ever. I would know. I can't eat without my stomach hurting and further problems, and I'm usually sick with a temperature and sore throat about every two months.

                            Thankfully, nothing too serious since last Spring, the two cases of mono and when they caught the CMV. And the year before with the double pneumonia.

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                              Speaking of puke have you ever realized that cats have the uncanny ability of puking exactly where you put your feet when you get out of bed......
                              tumut

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