my bf just broke up with me....

[simple man]

he was so lovely but i just told him that i dont like percings because hhe has two on his lips. he was one i loved so much.............but not he says its over and im trying so much to get him back........any advice???? im balling right now!

[Karim]

There's other gay fish in the sea.

[Jamos]

Wait... what?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h234/Jamos13/saywhat.jpg

[Misty]

Uhhh......

Okay, Simple Man, now you're really starting to scare me.

[Funk]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/natty_070/gay.jpg

Win him back with this.

[Goufunaki]

any advice????

I hear that vaginas are quite popular. :)

[simple man]

im bisexual so VIGINA POWER GO! BUT seriously if your going to make fun of me...you arent my friends

[Smurf Taco]

So you're 12 going on 13 and your gay ex-boyfriend has two facial piercings?

Just making sure I have everything right.

[simple man]

DING DING you are correct! BUT IM BISEXUAL NOT GAY......

[Vonwert]

This needs to be locked or deleted.

[Jamos]

Well, seeing as we know little about this guy, I'll suggest beating him with an oar every five minutes until he finds you attractive again. :p

[Asch the Bloody]

And I thought the worst of trolls posted from Gamespot or Gaia.

[Misty]

This needs to be locked or deleted.

Yeah. I agree. I don't see the point of all this.

[simple man]

ALL im looking for is help........... you dont have to be so mean!

[Perversion]

Finally! simple man no longer has a boyfriend!

[Duel]

Wow, now I've seen everything.

[Asch the Bloody]

ALL im looking for is help........... you dont have to be so mean!

Dude, you're posting random topics to incite posts so you can feel popular. Stop being a troll.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Really, if he's going to dump you because you have an opinion, then he's a dumbass and not worth it.

Conversely, if you don't like his piercings but like who he is, you could just learn to deal with them rather than tell him you don't like them, you know?

Just a thought or two. Sorry you guys broke up, but I think you can do better.

[Jamos]

ALL im looking for is help........... you dont have to be so mean!
How about some minor details like why he broke up with you, for starters? And maybe a little about his personality.

[Denmo]

you're 12 going on 13

Stop right there.

Simpleman, you're far, far too young to be worrying about whether or not your gay boyfriend loves you. The fact alone that you can consider yourself Bi at that age makes me wonder what exposure to Internet is doing to you and your generation.

[Jeroak Nelave]

:blink

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Stop right there.

Simpleman, you're far, far too young to be worrying about whether or not your gay boyfriend loves you. The fact alone that you can consider yourself Bi at that age makes me wonder what exposure to Internet is doing to you and your generation.

Also, I agree with Den. :p

[Asch the Bloody]

Am I the only one who noticed that this **** is stickied?

[Duel]

Damn society.

[Ms. Porkchop]

I love how people are posting in this topic and actually trying to give "simple man" advice.

[Duel]

Damn society.
Its stickied!?!?!

[Armored]

SIMPLE MAN YOU'RE BEING CORRUPTED EVERY SECOND YOU POST HERE RUN RUN, KIRE MIGHT HAVE MADE YOU GAY BUT YOU CAN STILL LIVE A NORMAL LIFE JUST GO DONT LOOK BACK.

[Perversion]

Okay....I'm really starting to lean heavily toward "simple man is fake."....and who the hell stickied this? That just adds fuel to the fire.

[Duel]

I didn't even know Simple Man HAD a BF. I always thought that
the Pav was his love buddy or something.

VALK IS SIMPLE MAN!!!!!

[Asch the Bloody]

Obviously simple man is a joke account. He has no ability to sticky topics.

[Chuck]

I'm confused. Is simple man the same person every day or is he like a conglomerate of several characters?

[Duel]

This will go down in the Pav history books!

The time the Pav reveals that Simple Man is not who we
think he is.

[Perversion]

Yeah, the sticky kinda gives away the joke status of simple man....the jig is up, now, guys....which one of you is simple man?

[Asch the Bloody]

I'm confused. Is simple man the same person every day or is he like a conglomerate of several characters?

More like a project gone wrong.

[Armored]

This will go down in the Pav history books!

The time the Pav reveals that Simple Man is not who we
think he is.

What the hell are you talking about? You think Valk would say what simple man said to Porkchop? -.- Newbie.

[simple man]

i am real damnit.......

[Phoenix]

I figured this was stickied because it's hilarious. But maybe simple man is a joke account :O

[Jamos]

JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE! WTF!?!

[Duel]

We should stop adding to this topic.
It fuels Simple Man with power.

[Asch the Bloody]

Explain the sticky then, nubbie cakes.

[Valkysas]

I figured this was stickied because it's hilarious.
ding ding ding!

[Phoenix]

Yeah, I'd like to know who stickied this too.

EDIT: nvm solved

[Dusk Raven]

This is getting weirder and weirder.

Conversely, if you don't like his piercings but like who he is, you could just learn to deal with them rather than tell him you don't like them, you know?

Young'uns. So fickle.

The fact alone that you can consider yourself Bi at that age makes me wonder what exposure to Internet is doing to you and your generation.

Wait... I'm in his generation!

SIMPLE MAN YOU'RE BEING CORRUPTED EVERY SECOND YOU POST

No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

<Gag>

[Asch the Bloody]

More like a waste of space, Valk.

[Jamos]

We should stop adding to this topic.
It fuels Simple Man with power.
Perhaps, but every second we don't, our strength diminishes.

[Armored]

Explain the sticky then, nubbie cakes.

Dur dur dur.

[Phoenix]

Wow in less than a hour this thread has gained a sticky, 46 posts, and 3 pages O.o

Stop feeding the fire.

[Duel]

So, case solved I guess.

[simple man]

i dont know who stckied it

[Asch the Bloody]

lame joke'd

[Jamos]

i dont know who stckied it
I know! :grin

[Duel]

Ok, NOW I've seen everything :vomit

[Dusk Raven]

Dang, this thread has more posts than any thread I've made! I'm jealous.

[simple man]

hey THIS ISNT FUNNY IM JUST LOOKING FOR SOME GOD DAMN HELP AND ONLY FUNK RESPECTS ME

[Perversion]

Someone should really make that shirt Funk came up with for the Pav....

[Jamos]

How come GOOD threads never seem to grow as much? :tear

[Phoenix]

This is going in the Wiki!

[Asch the Bloody]

My last boyfriend dumped me because my wii wasn't as good as his.

[Valkysas]

I stickied it because this topic is stupid.

[Dusk Raven]

hey THIS ISNT FUNNY IM JUST LOOKING FOR SOME GOD DAMN HELP AND ONLY FUNK RESPECTS ME

Well, sorry :upset.

I stickied it because this topic is stupid.

Surly it won't stay stickied? It could go in the "Greatest Hits" forum.

[Duel]

Simple Man, GFs are all the rage these days.

Or teachers

[Asch the Bloody]

Nice edit

[Phoenix]

I think simple man is just a kid who wants attention.

[Denmo]

Simple, talk to real people. It's healthier.

[Kefka Jr.]

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p214/kefkajr/kakashi_thumbs_up.jpg

[Phoenix]

Simple, talk to real people. It's healthier.

What, are we imaginary?

[Duel]

Or is he a kid? What if he's like 40 years old hiding behind
a secret identity to feel young again?

[Phoenix]

Or is he a kid? What if he's like 40 years old hiding behind
a secret identity to feel young again?

Scary.

[Jamos]

I shall add something worth while to this thread.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Asch the Bloody]

Simple, talk to real people. It's healthier.

But he lurves teh pavs. Eets liek hiz homez.

[Denmo]

We may as well be. We're not tangible unless we drive 1000 miles to go talk to him ourselves.

If we were all talking face to face, I'm sure we'd be much nicer to the kid.

[Dusk Raven]

I'm glad I paused Oblivion to see this.

[Duel]

Simple Man is bringing all the members together!

[Chronicle Games]

This is beyond ridiculous...

[Jamos]

Simple Man is bringing all the members together!
Simple man contributed something to the pavilion after all! :D

[Perversion]

This sticky gained more replies in 20 minutes than Mistafopa's stickied topic did since it was made. Now that's sad.

[Asch the Bloody]

it makes my peen grow with excitement

[Duel]

Obviously, Simple Man has the power to make us
post.

[Valkysas]

Simple Man, GFs are all the rage these days.
Yeah dude, get a guardian force.

[Chronicle Games]

Obviously, Simple Man has the power to make us
post.


But why?

[Duel]

Yeah dude, get a guardian force.

:lol

[Jamos]

Obviously, Simple Man has the power to make us
post.
That must be his 4400 ability!

[Asch the Bloody]

because gayness brings about controversy and conversation.

[simple man]

wht should i when im not out of the closet....

[Duel]

Seriously, He has to be some 40-year-old guy who wants to make
us think he's a kid.

[Asch the Bloody]

wht should i when im not out of the closet....

You play with yourself. It's what most lonely guys in the closet do.

[Perversion]

How are you not out of the closet when you say you have a gay boyfriend? What closet were you in, anyway?

[Asch the Bloody]

A magical one.

[Duel]

Probably his Parent's closet

[Perversion]

Un-stickied.