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    #1

    Apple iPod? APPLE ASSPOD.

    Well. My iPod ****ed up for the 47th time.

    It's rapidly scrolling through all the songs. It won't play anything. It's a piece of ****.

    I just held down the center button and the Menu button and apparently that reset, i.e. ****ING EMPTIED the whole thing.

    WHY

    IS THIS HAPPENING

    TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!

    *michael giacchino strings*
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    #2
    Re: Apple iPod? APPLE ASSPOD.

    I'll smash it for you for free.
    Eat Smello.

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      #3
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      I still use CD players. No friggin iPods for me.

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        #4
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        How old is your iPod? Mine works fine.
        "You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet." - Asch

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          #5
          Re: Apple iPod? APPLE ASSPOD.

          apple products arent really designed for long-term use. you're supposed to throw them away every year and buy the new version of it. you know, like a nintendo portable.



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            #6
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            That comparison doesn't compute. Nintendo portables are famously durable and reliable. For a $400 piece of music playing equipment I'd expect my iPod to not **** up so much. I don't even drop it or anything. It was sitting on my desk when it decided to randomly **** itself mid-song.

            I do see what you're saying though. Trade it in for the new model and whatnot. But c'mon. I still use my DS Fat and I have no such replacement plan. For ANYTHING.

            As for its age, I'm not sure exactly. It's 2-3 years old. No older than 4.
            Last edited by Magus; 07-12-2007, 06:51 PM.

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              #7
              Re: Apple iPod? APPLE ASSPOD.

              After about a year, the iPod will start treating you like it's *****. My first one did that (my green mini) with the battery icon. It would tell me I had used up 1/4 of it, but in actuality, my battery was dead. It's pretty much Fission Mailed after a year. The best you can do is just take your tiny box of music to an Apple store and see what they can do to fix it. Could be free depending on when you got it and if you have a warranty.
              "You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet." - Asch

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                #8
                Re: Apple iPod? APPLE ASSPOD.

                Ha, fat chance. What warranty lasts longer than a year? I've had this thing much longer than that.

                The Apple Stores are bull****, by the way. When I walk into an Apple Store it's like I'm treading the squishy, sulfurous rectum of a trendy Satan, sipping Jamba Juice from the food court and wearing Ray Ban's. Inside. Prick.

                And I gotta make an appointment... an APPOINTMENT?! Apple, this is an iPod, not a sick ****ing relative. A music player shouldn't be a car that needs servicing. The mere fact you have to make an appointment at their website ahead of time should be a goddamn warning sign that something is wrong with this whole product/situation.

                And depending on WHICH store you go to you'll either get raped or get lucky. I took my Asspod to a store another time it ****ed up, in Manhattan, and the guy there told me it was no good. Sorry, can't fix it. I took it to one in Jersey and the guy fixed it. So. What the hell?

                Apple, you ****ing fail.

                Last edited by Magus; 07-12-2007, 07:04 PM.

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                  #9
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                  In Manhattan, you have to speak a completely different language. You show them a little extra green, they'll find the problem so much faster and reduce the time it takes to fix things. It's amazing what an extra $20 will do. Of course, I'm a poor girl that can't afford to pay extra... but hey, I live in Texas, so I'm lucky.
                  "You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet." - Asch

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                    #10
                    Re: Apple iPod? APPLE ASSPOD.

                    you disconnected it from your computer without pressing the eject button. the same thing happened to mine and it was under warranty so i replaced it, and ever since ive been disconnecting it properly it works fine. you probably dont take good care iof it

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                      #11
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                      More people who live in Texas. See honey? We should totally move there now.

                      Apple thrives off of the fact that it works both software and hardware. If you keep your iMac for more than 4 years, you won't be able to run the latest version of Mac OS, or you could, but it'll be hella slow because it was designed for the newer, more powerful systems.

                      And your old OS is glitchy and buggy now (not like it used to be), because it wasn't designed to handle the newer versions of those favorite programs of yours, or maybe it's a hardware problem that no one can figure out.

                      They say that their stuff is stable and powerful and pretty, but it's only if you're rich enough to shell out the money for the newest system.
                      ...and that's why.

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                        #12
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                        CRAPPLE.

                        *bows*
                        Do what you wish

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                          #13
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                          And that's why I'm not an Apple fan. I just like the iPod. It plays my music... and it plays it well.
                          "You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet." - Asch

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                            #14
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                            I just hate that everyone has one. Really, there are so many better options.
                            Last edited by Red Dragon; 07-12-2007, 07:18 PM.

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                              #15
                              Re: Apple iPod? APPLE ASSPOD.

                              Could be worse... could be an iPhone.
                              "You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet." - Asch

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