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    Pope says Catholicism is the only real church

    http://www.wdsu.com/news/13659165/detail.html

    umm...wasn't Jesus Jewish?
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    Re: Pope says Catholicism is the only real church

    Why bother with what a zombie in a fancy hat has to say?

    The last pope was cool. I liked him.



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      #3
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      Silly Catholics. They consider the Catholic church to be the "true" church for Christianity because Catholicism is the one religion that sticks CLOSEST to doctrine. The Jews do not worship Jesus in anyway because they do not believe he was the Messiah.

      Typically, I wouldn't know this because I care little about religion in general, but I go to a Baptist university, so I have to take a religion class.

      EDIT: Also, some additional information, Catholicism was brought about by one of the apostles, which means that they were around Jesus and actually knew his teachings. That's why.
      Last edited by Asch the Bloody; 07-11-2007, 07:14 PM.
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        #4
        Re: Pope says Catholicism is the only real church

        The pope says know your role...

        And shut your mouth.

        Really, that's the REAL message.
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          He is a Nazi Zombie Pope! As long as he isn't a necromancer, I don't think we have any thing to worry about.

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            Originally posted by Asch the Bloody View Post
            The Jews do not worship Jesus in anyway because they do not believe he was the Messiah.
            CONVENIENT, THEY ALSO KILLED HIM

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              #7
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              Ratzinger scares me, although I do like his name.
              Eat Smello.

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                #8
                Re: Pope says Catholicism is the only real church

                Lil' Bean is here!

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                  #9
                  Re: Pope says Catholicism is the only real church

                  What would you expect from the leader of the religion?
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                    #10
                    Re: Pope says Catholicism is the only real church

                    Well...

                    Jean Paul II was ****ing awesome.

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                      Jesus was Jewish because he couldn't exactly be Christian (or any of its wacky spin-offs) considering Christianity started with his death. But that's one of the odd things I never understood about Christianity. It says believing in Jesus and accepting him as your savior is the only way into heaven but it also says Jews are God's chosen people and whatnot. It's that contradictory?
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                        #12
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                        JEWS WERE SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE CHRIST, BUT ONLY A FEW DID AND THEY BECAME CHRISTIAN

                        END OF RELIGION TOPIC

                        MOVE ALONG

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                          No because one is old testament and the other is new testament. Plus Jesus was born Jewish but he was technically a Christian because Christianity is what he preached. And he was baptised and stuff.

                          Also I think Jews failed at being God's Chosen people and the new God's Chosen people are black people.
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                            I'm goings to hells!
                            "You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet." - Asch

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                              Originally posted by Vonwert View Post
                              He is a Nazi Zombie Pope! As long as he isn't a necromancer, I don't think we have any thing to worry about.
                              No, but I hear tell he's working on a dark ritual to give him everlasting life as a lich-pope, all he needs is to create his phylactery.


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