Funny Answering Machine message

[tjoris9]

My dad got a call today from a telemarketer or someone and the entire message was an automated message that said "Please do not hang up, stay on the line. This is an important business matter" over and over again.

They put our answering machine on hold. What will these sly dogs come up with next?

[Misty]

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Telemarketers **** me off. I especially hate people that want to conduct surveys about things that I could give less of a rat's ass about.

[simple man]

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Telemarketers **** me off. I especially hate people that want to conduct surveys about things that I could give less of a rat's ass about.

woah misty! never seen you use cursing before

[Misty]

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Dude, who cares? If I curse, I curse. It's not a big deal. My mouth is worse in real life. I'm a nice girl, but I use foul language every now and then.

[Red Dragon]

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*chases Misty with a bar of soap*

[Asch the Bloody]

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I have the urge to play a prank on a telemarketer someday. There's one that calls my house every other day.

And I think Simple Man likes older women with fire.

[RPGD]

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There was an absolutely fantastic prank one man played on a telemarketer. I believe it is in YTMND form somewhere. Let's see if I can find it.

[Asch the Bloody]

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Ah yes, I remember that one. It was funny.

[Misty]

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And I think Simple Man likes older women with fire.

I'm not THAT hot. Compared to most girls, I'm just a flickering candle.

Flickering. That's the family-friendly F word.

[Asch the Bloody]

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I'm not THAT hot. Compared to most girls, I'm just a flickering candle.

Flickering. That's the family-friendly F word.

Don't say that, you might disappoint the forum's favorite 8 year old.

But yeah, I know quite a few girls who cuss more than I do, which is quite bad, considering how I cuss quite a bit.

[Red Dragon]

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I don't ever cuss. People tell me I should, but I don't wanna.

[simple man]

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IM NOT 8 IM 13

[Blackberry]

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Telemarketers **** me off. I especially hate people that want to conduct surveys about things that I could give less of a rat's ass about.

I like doing the surveys, but then I like giving my opinion.

[Chad]

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I used to torture telemarketers. The best is to start crying and then tell them that Mr. Stewart has passed away. Either crying or yelling, "IS THIS SOME SORT OF A SICK JOKE?"

[Ryner]

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Just sign up for the "do not call" list.