CRUST!!!

[Funk]

I love CRUST! Many people find it boring and unappetizing, but the crust is always my favorite part of ANYTHING. When I see someone throwing away either ends of a loaf of bread or peeling away the outer crust from a middle piece a little bit of me DIES. So, what do you think of CRUST?

EDIT: The poll is multiple choice.

[Chad]

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When I'm about through with a slice of pizza I eat the crust and leave the rest of the pizza as opposed to leaving the crusts.

[hitogoroshi]

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[The Toecutter]

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I want to be exceptionally crusty when I'm old. That's the only way to be old with pride. I want to stumble around scaring little kids, smelling up department stores with bad gas, making dying frog noises at people, and always trying to kick the ass of college age kids just to show that I can. Just imagine it. I'll hopefully be stubby as all hell, nose hairs down to my mouth, scaly-looking weathered skin, cataracs to make any aged box turtle jealous with envy, and a furry coat of hair all over my body. I'd even pull out a jar of pickled pigs' feet in public and munch on them.

That's crust with style baby!

[Alex]

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I can't afford not to eat crust.

[Kit Carruthers]

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Yeah, I don't get people who leave perfectly good food on their plate. It's probably the Mennonite in me.

Crust is good. It's condensed bread flavor.

[The Toecutter]

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You can have some of mine when I'm old and crusty.

[Kit Carruthers]

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That's okay, you can keep it.

If you were crusty and gross it would be pretty damn funny to mail some of your crust to somebody though.

[Owl of Parliament]

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If you're eating pizza or bread and the crust isn't good. Well, then it's not good pizza or bread and you should not buy your pizza or bread from that place anymore, I could sure go for some pizza or bread right now.

[DK]

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Un-****ing-believable.

[Misty]

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I tell ya....Funk makes the damndest threads.

God bless his soul.

As for crust.....I like pizza crust. Not the stuffer crust, mind you, but the greasy, bready kind.

[Vandal KING]

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I want to be exceptionally crusty when I'm old. That's the only way to be old with pride. I want to stumble around scaring little kids, smelling up department stores with bad gas, making dying frog noises at people, and always trying to kick the ass of college age kids just to show that I can. Just imagine it. I'll hopefully be stubby as all hell, nose hairs down to my mouth, scaly-looking weathered skin, cataracs to make any aged box turtle jealous with envy, and a furry coat of hair all over my body. I'd even pull out a jar of pickled pigs' feet in public and munch on them.

That's crust with style baby!

OMFG WHY CAN'T I GIVE YOU MORE REP??? THAT MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF JUST IMAGINING IT! LOFL!!

[The Toecutter]

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If you were crusty and gross it would be pretty damn funny to mail some of your crust to somebody though.

The crust is the best part.

[Funk]

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I'm going to start a bread company. We're going to have two products:

Crust-Lover's Loaf
This loaf of bread is going to have alternating crust then middle then crust again then middle again bread, so you can always make a sandwich with an end and a middle piece.

Crust-Hater's Loaf
No ends. Just middles. There. Now you can't waste the ends, you waster.

[Misty]

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There's no end to your madness!