The best part of waking up...

[Nixon]

Is having your cat walk up, make weird noises, and then barf on your shoes.

That's how I like to start the day.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

o_O The joy of pets.

[Denmo]

I prefer dogs. At least they know they did something wrong if they threw up on my shoe.

[SirTMagus]

I doubt that very much.

[Denmo]

Well, they will, after I beat the snot out of 'em.

[Big Rick Cook]

My room mate's dog broke into my room and ate an entire bag of unopened cookies that was sitting atop a bookshelf. I still haven't figured out how the little bastard did it.

[Nixon]

I fed my annoying neighbor's dog some gummi bears one time. I'm hoping it crapped all the colors of the haribo rainbow.

But the good news is, my shoes are actually waterproof boots, so I just wiped it off.

Also, it's my older kitty, so I cut him a lot of slack. My younger cat is so smart that if he's starting to hwarf, he'll run to the bathroom or the kitchen (the only tiled areas of the house) and puke there.

GOOOOOOOOOOOD KITTY!

[Kefka Jr.]

I come home, and the first thing that happens when I open the door is my cat (or rather, the family cat) comes up to me and starts meowing. She's old, so it's not a really melodic meow, more of a high growl. And she hates me, so she doesn't come to me for anything very often, aside from food. I don't know what she wants, so I go about business, doing homework and stuff, and she keeps meowing at me on and off for an hour. I suddenly realize that she probably just wants to go outside. So I open the front door and tell her to Shut up and get out.

So she goes outside and eats grass for ten minutes. Then she walks back in, straight into the family room, and barfs on the carpet. Stupid cat.

[jspaceman]

i thought this was going to be about coffee.

http://portfolio.iu.edu/regonzal/coffee.jpg

[Hyper Dingo]

bark! nixon that reminds of this morning, my cat woke me up at three in the morning hacking up a hair ball. This of course makes me spring put of bed because I always think she's going to puke on something i like XP

[Valkysas]

this is why rabbits are the best furry pets. once litter trained, they will go to their litter box to crap, pee, AND vomit. and they're fast as hell so they always make it.

[The Toecutter]

I like snakes. They only leave messes in their cages, at least the ones I've had, anyway.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Sometimes in the early morning one of my cats will start hacking up something.

Its oh so joyful to hear when your dead tired and cant get back to sleep.

[The Toecutter]

Another benefit of snakes. They only make noise when something really is wrong. Otherwise, they won't be keeping you up at night by any means. No hairball hocing, no meowing in heat, no barking, no scratching at random stuff. They sleep when you sleep.

[Nixon]

My cats sleep when I sleep, and generally stay out of trouble. The younger one is the most talented cat I've ever seen, and I've taught him to manipulate things with his paws. Now he pushes open doors and moves UFO catcher toys to all kinds of weird places when I'm not looking.

The barf thing is something I don't come down hard on them for, because they can't really help it if they have to puke.