Strange/Funny Customer Names

[Fushigi na Renamon]

I'm sure a lot of you work at places where you see lots of customer names, be it on files or credit cards or whatever. I'd like to share with you a couple of the names I saw while I was working in the print room today.

First of all, there was a letter going out to Cheryl Mason.

My favorite, however, was this guy whose first name was - I swear - Orly. No, I'm serious. His legal name is freakin' ORLY. I was terribly amused, but none of my coworkers understood what I was laughing about.

A few years ago when I was working at the power company I saw someone with the first name Mahboob, and a guy with the name Gaylord Shirley.

Has anyone else seen any stupid customer names at work?

[Nixon]

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When I worked at the pet store, there was this guy in our database named John Arfman. I also looked up the names of all the silent hill protagonists. But my favorite would have to be George Boring.

[Goufunaki]

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I don't pay attention to people's names i'm afraid. But now I'm probably gonna look for a funny one

[Misty]

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Orly? I wouldn't be caught dead with a name like that.

I remember hearing about a guy named Justin Sane.

Ha ha....get it? Justin Sane?

.......I'm gonna go away now.

[Kirin]

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Orly? I wouldn't be caught dead with a name like that.

I remember hearing about a guy named Justin Sane.

Ha ha....get it? Justin Sane?

.......I'm gonna go away now.

Band member of Anti-Flag. Other guy in that band with a wierd name is Pat Thetic.

When I was working in a pharmacy, I'd a customer who's name is Birdie. Other than that, I can't remember any odd names that caught my eye.

[RPGD]

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I trump you. I've an Electrical Engineering professor named Sanatan Chatopadhyay.

Granted, he isn't a customer and I don't work at a retailer, but he could go buy things, couldn't he?

[Caciss]

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Anna L Hook

I always read her name as Anal Hook.

[Perversion]

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My brother was telling me about some guy with the last name Buttram.

[Goufunaki]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI

[josh]

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when I worked at Moviestop, there was a Tim Burton. he was an ass.
there was also a Stephen Martin.

[Czechs Mex]

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I still remember when this first aired. They got the actual people to go on the show and say their names into the microphone:

Late Show with David Letterman
Wednesday, August 26, 1998
Top Ten Favorite Illinois Names



April Showers

Rob Banks

Tim Burr

Harry Pitts

Peter Bumpass

Michael Jordan

Dick Long

Dick Short

Dick Hair

Minnie Cocke

[Alex]

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I rang up this one chick named Mystery Wells. She was bad-ass.

[altoecko]

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I bought something from a Phil Atio on eBay onetime. I don't know about the validity of his name though....

[Pandable]

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I worked telemarketing for a while. We called...

Jim Shirtless (or was it Tim? I don't remember)
James Sunderland (holy crap)
Huey Lewis (again with the holy crap)
**** Master (I kid you not - and he told my friend not to call him Mr. Master, that **** Would do just fine) - the swear word being used here is an alternate name for the male organs that is also related to chickens.
Harry Assman
and others... more to be posted as I remember them XD

[DYRE]

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Not a customer, but I did see an Asian woman named Asia.