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    TV Evangelist dies

    Jerry Falwell dead at 73.

    #2
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    Now he gets to find out if he goes to heaven. :3

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      #3
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      Yeah, I was on CNN.com a few minutes ago when it read "Jerry Falwell collapsed." Then I reloaded and it said "Jerry Falwell died!"

      ...

      I killed him! =(

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        and now some quotes to help people remember his contributions to society.

        I hope to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we don't have public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them.
        AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers . . . AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."
        If the American Atheists Society or Saddam Hussein himself ever sent an unrestricted gift to any of my ministries, be assured I will operate on Billy Sunday's philosophy: The Devil's had it long enough, and quickly cash the check.Christianity Today
        Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.
        If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
        and of course, after September 11th
        The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."
        You can imagine how I feel about this man finally being gone.



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          #5
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          Good riddance to bad rubbish.
          Eat Smello.

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            #6
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            Yes! Falwell died!

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              #7
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              Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.
              Hey, what I do for fun on the weekends has NOTHING to do with the rest of gay-kind.

              Are we looking at Chun Li's butt or cooch? I can't tell.
              Last edited by Kire; 05-15-2007, 02:22 PM.

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                #8
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                *waits three days*
                The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                  #9
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                  Originally posted by EvilNixon666 View Post
                  Good riddance to bad rubbish.
                  amen. the world has no need for such people who are so ignorant with religion that they use it to preach hateful intolerance and phyco nonsence. no respectable religion should ever put such a person in as a preacher.

                  Thank you Ωbright for the sig fix!
                  Card Three is released! You can find it here!

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                    #10
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                    hmm, this guy can join him.

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                      #11
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                      lol

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                        #12
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                        Originally posted by John Mora View Post
                        Now he gets to find out if he goes to heaven. :3
                        Too bad we don't.
                        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                          #13
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                          *Get's on the phone with Satan*
                          How's Saddam holding up?

                          Yeah, he can be an asshole. Just mustard gas him a few times and he'll know his place, though.

                          What's that? Falwell and you are real chummy?

                          I always figured you had a lot in common.

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                            #14
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                            You may find me insensitive, but....Hallelujah!

                            I'm sure my next door neighbor, Liberty University, will be holding a commemoration ceremony, to "honor" this SOB.

                            I, on the other hand, will be celebrating with a gallon of fried ice cream. Bye bye, Jerry.

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                              #15
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                              Originally posted by Chrono View Post
                              hmm, this guy can join him.

                              All I heard was a long series of Bible quotes. What's a fag?

                              Oh, and he or someone else in the video called the Virginia Tech massacre the worst in US history. I don't think so. The worst would either have to be Sand Creek or Wounded Knee.
                              Last edited by Dusk Raven; 05-15-2007, 04:27 PM.

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