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    DELICIOUS!

    So the past 3 or so weeks Ive been feeling this lump on the inside of my lip, and its been getting bigger. Now it looks like I got punched in the face, with one side of my bottom lip larger than the other side. And when I smiled you could see it even more.

    So instead of going to the docter, and being logical I do it the ORKY way. I take a syringe that came with my printer ink refill kit, and sharpen the tip of the needle on my knife sharpening stone till its razor sharp. Then I sat on my bathroom counter and jabbed it.

    I squeezed out a bunch of jelly like puss stuff, and blood. Now I just gotta wait and see it goes away, or if my lip is now permanently fat on one side or what, or if it comes back, etc. If anything else does happen Ill take a trip to the docter.

    YAY!
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    #2
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    Got any leftover antibiotic. Take some and it'll clear right up. I had a similiar thing happen around my nose a long time ago. It got close to my eye. They just gave me drugs and poof, I was fine.
    Everything is a Riemann sum of a lot of nothing.

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      #3
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      That's what happened to me and I had oral surgery. I'm such a *****.

      "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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        #4
        Re: DELICIOUS!

        Universal health care and you still do **** like this.

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          #5
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          Hopfully you have all your shots. Next we're going to hear you have Lockjaw.

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            #6
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            Originally posted by John Mora View Post
            Universal health care and you still do **** like this.
            Him and Gloomy! You see, there's plenty of room for us Americans to abuse the system.
            Last edited by Chad; 05-13-2007, 11:08 PM.

            "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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              #7
              Re: DELICIOUS!

              Sometimes, our bodies create bumps outside our body's interior, to reduce the toxins contained. Once they're under control, the bumps will subside in less than 3 days usually.

              Ever wonder why you might've gotten zits on your face? Stop eating junk.

              But I see you got your situation under control Crunk.
              Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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                #8
                Re: DELICIOUS!

                You should have recorded the procedure and put it on youtube.
                ...
                Once I had a rash on my chest from deodorant spray, it spread to my nipple and it hurt. Then it went away.

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                  #9
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                  Nah its fine now. Ive never gotten an infection from cuts or wounds of any kind. I rarely even get sick too. Im like wolverine.

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                    #10
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                    Don't jinx yourself, you might get your SKELETON RIPPED OUT.
                    Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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                      #11
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                      Maybe I should try the Crunk-technique on my giant headless aching chin zit.

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