Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

[Red Dragon]

Judge Sentences Hilton to 45 Days in Jail

Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton, then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Yeah, who cares. Just thought I would put it here.

[Sejon]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

Being Paris Hilton should be an offence in itself.

[Riotsword]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

She should be jailed just for having that creepy droopy eye.

[Misty]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

What exactly does she do for a living anyway?

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

There are so many reason not to like this topic; way to many.

[H2SO4]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

45 days? She needs more like the maximum of 2 1/2 years just to wake her up to reality.

[Jamos]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

What exactly does she do for a living anyway?

She exists to annoy everybody with her existence.

[Garr123]

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Thank you for sharing this.

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[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

nice, finaly we get a month and a half off from her.

[Funk]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

Great, now we'll have to hear all about the prison lesbian sex tapes.

[Bon]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

Great, now we'll have to hear all about the prison lesbian sex tapes.

*confetti drops from the sky*

[Red Dragon]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

What exactly does she do for a living anyway?

She stars in the reality-TV series, "The Simple Life," now in its fifth season, with Nicole Richie. She appeared in the 2005 film, "House of Wax" and recently finished filming "The Hottie and the Nottie." She also is a handbag designer and has a namesake perfume.

Oh, and she's filthy rich from her family chain of hotels.

[gray]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

i hadn't heard a thing about her in, like, years, so this is actually not helping her go away for me.

[Denmo]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

No gray. It won't. We'll have a Paris Hilton: Life in the Slammer series.

[Vonwert]

Re: Paris, do not pass GO, do not collect $200

She will then write a book about her experience, and be on every talk show, news show, ect talking about her experience behind bars.

The coverage of her has just started all over again!!!!! And it won't stop!!!!!!