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    canadian mail carriers are retarded

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americ...eut/index.html

    OH NO. A CAT.




    #2
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    i read that in the paper today. i cant remember the last time someone reported a vicious mauling by a cat. our mail man suck, plain and simple.

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      #3
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      Hahah Western Canada is LAME.

      I've personally seen a Canada Post employee walk directly by a bear where I live and not even blink an eye.

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        #4
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        C'mon, the owners name is even John!

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          #5
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          So...if I'm the mail carrier I'd be thinking, f*** this guy and his cat, I don't get paid enough to get bitten then go to a doc for shots.


          But then, I've delivered newspapers before, and I've seen how animals act when they've got unfamiliar people on their turf.
          So you're a fish out of water...
          Keep swimming.
          What else can you do?

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              #7
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              Unless it is a panther, he better be delievering mail.

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                #8
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                I don't know how this goes in Canada, but in the US it's your responsibility to make sure your mail-box/slot/drop or whatever is easily accessible, that includes keeping your animals under control and you could be charged (in a federal court) for interfering with the mail. You really REALLY don't want to mess with the US mail in any way.

                Hell, even with mail-trucks... if a mail-truck, police unit, ambulance and fire engine all get to an intersection at the same time, the mail truck has the right of way.
                So you're a fish out of water...
                Keep swimming.
                What else can you do?

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                  #9
                  Re: canadian mail carriers are retarded

                  aaaahahahaha, i live in the same city as that, and when I was a kid we had a pretty aggressive cat that the postman complained about quite a bit.

                  probably the same guy. it was probably our cat that gave him a phobia.

                  but yeah, canada post is pretty much retarded nation wide.
                  Last edited by Kit Carruthers; 05-04-2007, 06:07 PM.

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                    #10
                    Re: canadian mail carriers are retarded

                    Well, I can understand someone's concern with cats, they have housefly-like reflexes. Even without claws, they can still use their teeth, which if sunk into the right places, can be harmful. Even nice cats can just flip out and kill things.

                    Overall, people should have their pets under control.
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                      #11
                      Re: canadian mail carriers are retarded

                      if i were a cat, and i were declawed, i'd be pretty mad at the world too. i'd bite the **** outa that post man.
                      Last edited by Kit Carruthers; 05-04-2007, 06:13 PM.

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                        #12
                        Re: canadian mail carriers are retarded

                        Yeah I do have a couple of scars from my roommates cat, though housecats really don't have the strength to maul someone, but they can still be pretty vicious. But really they're not that hard to get under control, though of course if he would have done anything to the cat I'm sure he would have gotten sued or something stupid like that, unless Canada is cooler about those sorts of lawsuits. So yeah I think the he doesn't get paid enough to have to put up with that would apply, but he's still a *****.
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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Shard View Post
                          Hell, even with mail-trucks... if a mail-truck, police unit, ambulance and fire engine all get to an intersection at the same time, the mail truck has the right of way.
                          Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's an urban legend.

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                            #14
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                            Originally posted by Vanilla Iced Tea View Post
                            Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's an urban legend.
                            proven fact obvously. the mail delivery service drives irratic and has no care for human life so the ambulance better stop else it may need to use the ambulance, the fire truck could obvously win in an all out bash fest, but they probaly got a steak on at the fire hall so they would be best to wait, and the cop just wants to get to the tim hortons accross the street.

                            ok that was a dumb reply by me, <gives rep to self for effort>


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                              #15
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                              Even without claws, they can still use their teeth, which if sunk into the right places, can be harmful.
                              Just last night I was talking with my co-workers about how a cat bite can give you a form of blood poisoning that can be fatal if not treated.

                              Hell, even with mail-trucks... if a mail-truck, police unit, ambulance and fire engine all get to an intersection at the same time, the mail truck has the right of way.
                              Yeah, and in Montana it's still legal to kill Indians by shooting them from the back of a covered wagon. Odds are good the Police aren't going to observe either law.

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