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    Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

    An email message I just received. Discuss.

    Subject: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

    I had always assumed Jay Leno was just another over rated, over paid,
    comedian and Hollywood insider. How naive can one be. After reading
    this well written article by Mr. Jay Leno, about the State of the
    Union, his stature has been elevated to the highest plateau in my
    opinion. I have not heard a single one of the Presidential candidates
    speak of our great Country with such simple eloquence and pride. With
    that level of pride for his Country and his wisdom

    Jay Leno and his profound comments on America:

    The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
    poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the
    source, right?

    The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy
    with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country
    is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of
    the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.

    So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are
    so unhappy about?''

    Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7
    days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning
    in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4
    percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to
    walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments
    than Darfur has seen in the last year?

    Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the
    Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we
    move through each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe
    motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary
    shelter? I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine
    from around the world is just not good enough. Or could it be that
    when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services
    to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

    Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home.
    You may be upset wi th knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire,
    a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top
    notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family
    and your belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of your many
    flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes , an officer equipped
    with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your
    family against attack or loss. This all in the backdrop of a
    neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the
    residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones
    and computers.

    How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
    enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what
    has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.

    Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
    world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a
    great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The
    most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about
    what we don't have , and what we hate about the country instead of
    thanking the good Lord we live here.

    I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and
    has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent
    approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in
    the dark days after
    9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of
    recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name
    in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats
    safe from terrorist attacks?

    The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there
    defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the
    news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so
    unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yoursel f and see all the
    good things and be glad?

    Think about it......are you upset at the President because he
    actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told
    you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

    Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
    volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your
    freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't
    have to go.

    They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
    discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
    scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

    So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
    Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it
    bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch
    a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling
    lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are
    for-profit corporations. They offer what sells , and when criticized,
    try to defend their actions by "justifying" them in one way or
    another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J.
    Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he
    did he would have done it this way......Insane!

    Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut
    off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom
    of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a
    country. There is exponentially more good than bad.

    We are among the most blessed peoples on Earth and should thank God
    several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.

    "With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides,
    flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
    another, and wit h the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are
    we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
    Allegiance?"
    Jay Leno

    Last edited by Czechs Mex; 05-01-2007, 03:38 PM.

    #2
    Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

    I don't belive Jay Leno actually wrote that.

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      #3
      Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

      He's got a really good point, but then he just turns it into slobbing the President's knob halfway through.

      I'm glad Conan's replacing him in a couple years.
      Last edited by Riotsword; 05-01-2007, 03:49 PM.

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        #4
        Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

        Leno is a boring, untalented piece of ****, and I refuse to read or watch anything with his name attached to it.



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          #5
          Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

          http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

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            #6
            Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

            Good catch.

            Originally posted by Me
            The author's got a really good point, but then he just turns it into slobbing the President's knob halfway through.

            I'm still glad Conan's replacing Leno in a couple years.
            Fixed.
            Last edited by Riotsword; 05-01-2007, 03:56 PM.

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              #7
              Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

              We complain because it's our right to. It's also the right of you not to listen to us. Some of us want to help, or at least sleep easier at night knowing the country will still be here in 50 years. We will take whatever means we deem necessary to reach those goals. Right now we think we should ***** about the president and the war. Guided us from the dark times of 9/11? What the ****? He did what ANY person we elected president would do, console the people. I'd hope that anyone we elected wouldn't just hide under their desk in fear or some ****. Cut taxes? Congress does that, not him.
              Grow!

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                #8
                Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

                I do enjoy the stay positive attitude, but should progress halt on account of our contentedness?

                "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                  #9
                  Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

                  Originally posted by The Ice Cream Man View Post
                  Yeah, I was told it wasn't actually Leno who said that, too, but what I meant was, discuss the point that the author's making.

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                    #10
                    Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

                    I'm all for the glass half-full. Now, let's work on filling up the other half.
                    Grow!

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                      #11
                      Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

                      I'd like to help out, but I'm busy drinking the other half.




                      By and large, I think we are a nation of ingrates. There are exceptions of course, but humility has long been an absent trait from the nation's populace. I do believe, however, that showing appreciation for what you've got is different from displaying lock-step allegiance to whomever happens to be at the helm.
                      So you're a fish out of water...
                      Keep swimming.
                      What else can you do?

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                        #12
                        Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

                        What the hell do fast food resturants have to do with Bush making the right call in Iraq?
                        The Cyclops having only one eye, needed to seek shelter from the harsh sun. The shadow cast by the spheres gave him temporary respite.

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                          #13
                          Re: Jay Leno and his profound comments on America

                          My general attitude regarding America:

                          WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.

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                            #14
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                            God, Spider-Man, you've turned into a narcissist.

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                              #15
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                              just like America!

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