Okay, let's get right to it. Basically, what this thread is for is picking a game that's currently in existence (on any platform, whether it be the Atari 2600 or the Xbox), take its name/concept, and turn it into something ridiculous (a la Game Informer's "R&D" section). You can make as many "versions" of games as you'd like, and if you want, you can just take a game someone else talks about and turn it around into something of your own (so, two people can make two different "versions" of God of War). Optionally, you can add the name of the game your parodying (or however you spell it), and then go off from there. Here's mine:
Game: Burnout 3: Takedown
Parody: Churnout 3: Shakedown
Much like EA's newfound racing franchise, in Churnout 3, not only will you be able to ride fast cars and run them off the road, but you can finally see and feel what it's like to have your money milked out of you. Not only will the game feature a "Shakedown" mode where you lose money as you go along, every time you win a tournament, a public service announcement pops up stating that you have wasted $50 on what you are playing. The game is so proud of this feature that it'll make you clip your credit cards, too! EA also implemented a tool that allows you to customize broken-down ghetto cars that force you to plunge into the world of Churnout 3 from its lame storyline to non-existent car physics, Projects racing at its finest. Not only can you design Coupes that pull to the left every time you drive in a straight line, but you can also make cars that have sputtering engines and brakes that lock for no apparent reason. Seriously, the world of racing will never be the same again.
And, that's it. I can't wait to hear one about "Rogue Agent." That game is already a parody of the legendary "Goldeneye 007."
Game: Burnout 3: Takedown
Parody: Churnout 3: Shakedown
Much like EA's newfound racing franchise, in Churnout 3, not only will you be able to ride fast cars and run them off the road, but you can finally see and feel what it's like to have your money milked out of you. Not only will the game feature a "Shakedown" mode where you lose money as you go along, every time you win a tournament, a public service announcement pops up stating that you have wasted $50 on what you are playing. The game is so proud of this feature that it'll make you clip your credit cards, too! EA also implemented a tool that allows you to customize broken-down ghetto cars that force you to plunge into the world of Churnout 3 from its lame storyline to non-existent car physics, Projects racing at its finest. Not only can you design Coupes that pull to the left every time you drive in a straight line, but you can also make cars that have sputtering engines and brakes that lock for no apparent reason. Seriously, the world of racing will never be the same again.
And, that's it. I can't wait to hear one about "Rogue Agent." That game is already a parody of the legendary "Goldeneye 007."
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