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    This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

    I guess this was my punishment for visiting IGN:

    http://wii.ign.com/articles/780/780373p1.html

    Capcom producer Masachika Kawata wants to make something clear as he takes the stage at the company's Gamers Day 2007 press conference in San Francisco. He's speaking about the studio's new Wii project, Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles. "It's a brand new all original title that has been developed from the ground-up," he says. "It's a title that isn't a port of any way, shape or kind." That much is true. The project features a storyline that finally exposes what happened to the devious Umbrella Corporation. But Chronicles won't be entirely new to those who've played through the survival horror franchise's many offerings because it takes you back into the mansion, on board the train, and into the police station before you finally get to Umbrella's stronghold. And did we mention that this is an on-rails shooter?
    An on-rails shooter! Finally someone is taking full advantage of the innovations of the Wii!

    "[The game] has been developed focusing on the point, shoot and aim feature of the Resident Evil franchise and we're trying to deepen that part of the experience," explains Kawata.
    ...

    He's not kidding. To play Umbrella Chronicles, all you really need is the Wii remote because the action is pre-set and auto-choreographed for you.
    Extra extra! All you need to play video games is a controller. "No saxophone required" says IGN. More at 11.

    At the most basic level, you point the Wii remote at the television screen and blast zombies as the first-person view camera takes you through the eerie locales.
    The most basic and only level, apparently. Since it's an on-rail light gun game. But let's imply the experience is much deeper.

    So if you thought you were getting a true sequel to Resident Evil 4 when you signed up for this effort, think again.
    Thanks for clarifying that.

    The genre is hardly unexplored. SEGA has House of the Dead and Capcom itself has Resident Evil: Dead Aim, but these are light gun games and Umbrella Chronicles is not. It survives by the Wii remote and you will survive only if you learn how to wield it to point and kill with speed and accuracy.
    "All the other on-rail shooters that have come out in the past were light gun games, but this game is different because it used the Wiimote to shoot enemies instead of a gun."

    Umbrella Chronicles isn't merely mindless shooting -- there is that, yes, but there is also much more to consider. The Wii remote affords you pixel-perfect shooting accuracy. You can cap zombie heads without a second's hesitation or you can alternatively shoot them in the arms and legs, at which point they'll drop to the ground. Your reticule decreases in size the longer your hold it over a zombie's face and the smaller it is, the greater chance you have of pulling off a single-shot head explosion, from what we could gather. A button picks up items and chooses paths (occasionally, you can select to go in one direction or another), and B button is your trigger. Press it and you'll shoot -- that simple. But you can use nunchuk's analog stick to look around the game world -- left, right, up and down -- as you glide on-rails through the areas. You'll want to do this because it's how you find the hidden items such as guns, ammo and health that are strewn about the levels.
    This whole paragraph makes we wonder how most gaming web sites havn't been struck down by God. "The game isn't just mindless shooting. You can also aim... Oh, and you can look around and sometimes pick up items."

    It's like the writer sat down with his editor, and the editor said "OK, I know it's just an on-rail light gun game, but it's a Resident Evil game and it's on the Wii, so we have to act like it's the most important and innovative game to ever exist. Give me two pages."
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    #2
    Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

    Yeah, the game's gonna be retarded.

    IGN just helps push the retardation along.

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      #3
      Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

      Yes. This game will most likely be




      Originally posted by Ryner
      It's like the writer sat down with his editor, and the editor said "OK, I know it's just an on-rail light gun game, but it's a Resident Evil game and it's on the Wii, so we have to act like it's the most important and innovative game to ever exist. Give me two pages."
      Aw, lighten up, Ryner. Two pages is, like, a lot of work for a fifth-grader.

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        #4
        Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

        But HotD4 was JAWSOME! You could point and shoot... and throw grenades... and choose alternate paths...

        Well if you like on-rails gun games, REUC will at least offer something different. Hopefully.
        Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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          #5
          Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

          ....wtf.

          Well looks like I can hold off on getting a wii for a while still.

          What the hell IS this on-rails shooter trend? I love house of the dead but Silent Hill AND Resident Evil, now?

          Oh boy! Pixel perfect accuracy, thank god those pesky inaccurate light guns are taken care of!
          Last edited by DK; 04-15-2007, 10:38 AM.

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            #6
            Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

            Can't we wait for the light gun adaptor for the Wii to come out? Or better yet, Capcom should develop a light gun adaptor for this game. Or even better, Capcom should derail this game until they can make it something other than a House of the Dead ripoff!

            Now repeat after me, IGN writers and Capcom employees:
            I am sofa king wii todd edd

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              #7
              Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

              REUC should be a 3rdP action game. Pfft, you guys thought RE4 reinvented the franchise? Pants around the world will be soiled when a REAL reinvention arrives!
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                #8
                Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                At least we are getting a RE4 prot for the Wii also.

                All 4 of you without it should be excited.
                Last edited by Red Dragon; 04-15-2007, 10:51 AM.

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                  #9
                  Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                  Hey, rail gun shooters aren't TOO bad....Panzer Dragoon made it work.

                  Then again, it may not work with RE. Who knows? At least I can use the Wiimote effectively.

                  I'll look more into the RE4 Wii version to see if it justifies me not just buying the GC or PS2 version for $20.

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                    #10
                    Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                    I honestly think the game looks like a lot of fun to play, and it is the best game graphically so far for the Wii, which doesnt hurt things at all.

                    Capcom's really good at pushing Nintendo hardware to it's absolute limits (even beyond what nintendo themselves are capable of). I look forward to seeing what they can do.



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                      #11
                      Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                      http://kotaku.com/gaming/umbrella-ch...deo-252374.php

                      Gameplay footage.

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                        #12
                        Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                        It looks hectic, but I can't imagine any replay value.

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                          #13
                          Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                          Hectic?

                          Looks slow as hell to me.

                          I am very curious to see how they render the RPD and Raccoon city for the "NEXT GEN", though!

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                            #14
                            Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                            looks a lot like house of the dead. which is good. to me.



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                              #15
                              Re: This is one of the worst articles I've ever read

                              Now, I havn't spent a lot of time with the Wii, but does the control scheme sound awkward to anyone else?. You use the analog stick to look around, you also have to point the wiimote, press the a button to choose actions, the b button to shoot, and the d-pad to switch weapons.
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