The four word film review

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Check out this site.

Then, if you want, post some of your favorite reviews.

Possible spoilers ahead:

Reviews for Memento:
Argument for a PDA.
Manipulative b****, hides pens.
Keeps remembering to forget.
Keeps forgetting to remember.
Stop. Rewind. Play again.
Pearce confound, inverse, rewound.

I'll post more as I look for them.

[Misty]

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In regards to the TMNT movie...

The fantastic four's renaissance.
Turtles Market new toys.
Leonardo leads turtles, bravely.
Splintered turtles rediscover teamwork.
Leonardo outdraws jungle gunrunners.

Heehee!

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Possible spoilers

The Machinist:


Bale plays solitaire Hangman.
Co-worker disarmed, Bale denied.
Hit and starve driver.
Machinist's machination is emaciation.
Loses sleep, weight, sanity.
Bale looks like Twiggy.
Sallow peon.

[Kefka Jr.]

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Exposure to Ultraviolet harmful.

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Boogie Nights:

Molina LOVES Night Ranger.
Porn bad, coke bad.
Porn for general public.
Heather stomps childhood memories.
Actor plays human tripod.
Dil** dons prosthetic Wahlberg.
Enjoyed sex before this.

[Misty]

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Magus would like this.


300

Depth?! THIS IS SPAAARDA!
Spartins purgin'. Persian's spurtin'.
Miller's Dismember the Titans.
300, 299, 298......1.
****ed off Persians.
Persians shouted to Death.

[josh]

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Grindhouse

really god damn long.
adult diapers are necessary.
will draw annoying crowds.
incredibly talky considering material.
goofy, violent, ****teasing, eyepleasing.